The Schlub

When you 69 with the guy on top

I was mouf fucking her in The Schlub

by OceansTen January 7, 2017

malignant schlub

A unique insult to keep in your back pocket for when you want to disparage a toxic asshole who also happens to be a dumpy dresser.

Sir, you are a malignant schlub whom I would prefer to imagine does not exist.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2019

schlub scrub

Cleaning your dong

Kupe, you smell like sweaty dick. You need a good schlub scrub.

by McKupe March 12, 2015

Joe Schlub

Common everyday guy. Pretty boring

Look at those Joe Schlubs at the post office

by Hypee June 11, 2006

Schlub

The guy you meet and date before you meet "the one." Nearly every girl can relate to this one.

The guy Mike was such a schlub. If dating him was to make me more grateful once I met my husband, it was all worth it!

by Saxony September 7, 2015

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

Schlub

Noun:
The contents of a colostomy bag...... shit, or feces.

His colostomy bag was filled with schlub.

by mevs January 26, 2023