The Schlub

When you 69 with the guy on top

I was mouf fucking her in The Schlub

by OceansTen January 07, 2017

malignant schlub

A unique insult to keep in your back pocket for when you want to disparage a toxic asshole who also happens to be a dumpy dresser.

Sir, you are a malignant schlub whom I would prefer to imagine does not exist.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2019

schlub scrub

Cleaning your dong

Kupe, you smell like sweaty dick. You need a good schlub scrub.

by McKupe March 13, 2015

Joe Schlub

Common everyday guy. Pretty boring

Look at those Joe Schlubs at the post office

by Hypee December 11, 2004

schlub

An individual who lacks common sense but in an endearing way. They are unaware of their surroundings- this can lead to unfortunate, embarrassing situations. They are a key factor in a friendship group. They can sometimes say insulting things without realising and in rare cases they cannot pronounce their R's.

You're so silly. You're such a schlub

That's such schlubberish behaviour

by THaynes October 14, 2020

Schlub

Noun:
The contents of a colostomy bag...... shit, or feces.

His colostomy bag was filled with schlub.

by mevs January 27, 2023

schlub

1) synonym for thot or hoe.
2) idiot or insanely slow person

Girl 1: that chick is such a schlub.
Girl 2: i know, right?

by bacon_pancakes January 22, 2014