The Schlub

When you 69 with the guy on top

I was mouf fucking her in The Schlub

by OceansTen January 7, 2017

malignant schlub

A unique insult to keep in your back pocket for when you want to disparage a toxic asshole who also happens to be a dumpy dresser.

Sir, you are a malignant schlub whom I would prefer to imagine does not exist.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2019

schlub scrub

Cleaning your dong

Kupe, you smell like sweaty dick. You need a good schlub scrub.

by McKupe March 12, 2015

Joe Schlub

Common everyday guy. Pretty boring

Look at those Joe Schlubs at the post office

by Hypee June 11, 2006

schlub

1) synonym for thot or hoe.
2) idiot or insanely slow person

Girl 1: that chick is such a schlub.
Girl 2: i know, right?

by bacon_pancakes January 22, 2014

Schlub

The guy you meet and date before you meet "the one." Nearly every girl can relate to this one.

The guy Mike was such a schlub. If dating him was to make me more grateful once I met my husband, it was all worth it!

by Saxony September 7, 2015

schlub

An individual who lacks common sense but in an endearing way. They are unaware of their surroundings- this can lead to unfortunate, embarrassing situations. They are a key factor in a friendship group. They can sometimes say insulting things without realising and in rare cases they cannot pronounce their R's.

You're so silly. You're such a schlub

That's such schlubberish behaviour

by THaynes October 14, 2020