Schlongacon

A jeep that is built into an over the top off road machine. Its not just a rubicon...it has been embedder with very essence of its owners masculinity (even if its owner is female). This is a jeep version of a penis car. It wins all pissing contests. Said jeep will usually include, massive lift, giant tires, modified sway bars, skid plates for everything, rock sliders, steel bumpers, ultra low gearing, bead locks, a large winch, hi performance motor mods including v8 conversions, superchargers, and turbos. Likely also includes onboard air, extra parts and tools in storage areas. Often covered in trail badges and trail stickers

These Jeeps are often prime targets for Ducking

That jeep is a real schlongacon.

by Capt_Zoom March 1, 2022

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Schlongg

1. A very abnorlmaly large Penis ( not abnormal narrow)

2. Very Large Penis that would tear vagina in two.

3.Johns Penis

1. Johns Penis is such a schlongg that you can see it through his cargo pants.

2.All I heard when Anne and John Fuck the first time was screaming, and not the good kind. He must have a Schlongg.

3. Johns Penis is a Schlongg, his gurlfriend told me.

by Hughes482 December 9, 2008

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schlongage

Schlongage is a situation of total crap. It is an alternative to suckage, depression, all in all a bad state when all you want is to watch some porn, have a nice jerk-off and take a shower. An alternative meaning is when ten 12" niggaz pound your ass with their schlongs.

When the car broke down, the situation was a total schlongage!
He said 'What a schlongage', slammed the door and left.
Hey, I heard Tommy got nice schlongage from those big fat muthas!
What a schlongage! My anus will never recover from it!

by Satan's Cock August 3, 2006

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