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shiksa schlepper

Shiksa schlepper-A Jewish guy who always has to bring a BEAUTIFUL Blonde Catholic girl to all social events, to one-up his friends, and make the Jewish girls jealous.
Melvin brought this gorgeous blonde to our Sigma Alpha Mu fraternity party last night. Killer body, too! What a shiksa schlepper!
by B. Ebstein February 16, 2008
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Schlitterbahn

Listed in order of most frequent usage:
1. An under-aged girl that is unusually attractive and often hit on with the thought of intercourse. This interaction is later followed with the excuse of her over-developed body shape.
2. To move a girl's hair out of her face with the use of a penis.
3. When pronounced quickly: Slit-her-baun may refer to the slitting of a girl's "baun." This refers to a method of violence often used in renaissance terms for the act of slicing a "baun" in half.
4. A chain of water parks located in Texas and Kansas.
1. "Hey pass me the jelly, I think I have a hard-on for this schlitterbahn."
2. "Babe, would you mind?"
"Yes, my dear" *thwak*
"Mmm that was good, thanks for the schlitterbahn"
3. "This is a rather awkward situation...it appears that I have schlitterbahned."
4. "Hey, I have a pass to Schlitterbahn..yay..it's beef jerky time."
by Jsneezy June 10, 2009
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schlammered

Combination: Shitfaced or hammered; easily used when intoxicated and slurred speach is already occuring.
"I'm fuckin' schlammered!"
by NadoBubble May 20, 2008
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schlinder

When the film makers try to make you believe that a monster is sneaking up on someone by using dodgy camera action, when it really is someone they know. Commonly used in the beginning of horror movies.
A: You know that scene in the beginning of 28 Weeks Later, at the helicopter pad?
B: Yeah, that's such a schlinder.
by laserost July 10, 2012
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Schlimpy

schlimpy
I touched the dolphin's fin. It felt schlimpy.
by Ackubota May 24, 2020
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Schlarper

An incredibly undesirable female.
How did the blind date go?
Man, she was a schlarper!
by Disco Stu December 30, 2003
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schlime

A drink of vodka, fresh lime and soda
Can I have 2 schlimes please?
by domkop January 11, 2010
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