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Schlande

Danish word for a flappy penis.
"Oh, he has a giant schlande!"
by Tobias Elof Nielsen April 6, 2007
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schlander

Caleb has a schlander.
by ALiv December 18, 2014
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Schpankendoodle

When you mistake your team for the enemy. Traditionally used in video games, the word is a sort of way to humor or poke fun at the person who made the mistake.
"I messed up, I pulled a Schpankendoodle..."
by HeyItsDazzy March 17, 2021
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schlunked

Sylv schlunked Cam with a salmon.
by Baconboy69 May 20, 2022
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schlank

To slap someone, typically in punishment and preferably across the face, with one’s penis.
This better get fixed now, or someone’s getting schlanked.

When Judd’s student lied about having completed his homework, Judd schlanked him to death.

I schlanked your father in an attempt to get the money he owes me, but unfortunately he liked it.
by M. A. September 16, 2006
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schlander

Caleb has a schlander.
by ALiv December 18, 2014
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schlafke

The coolest German last name there is
Hey have you heard of Hudson Schlafke
by Hudsob_Fishfeet June 9, 2018
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