Schitu is a small village from constanta. Peasents from there don't usually have internet connection and you will probably run over wild boars if you drive there. People from schitu don't like tuzleans and are usually enemies.
by RusuFlori February 6, 2023
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by samiam6977 January 17, 2009
Get the Schmitz mug.The feeling of being extremely drunk to the point in which if someone were to take a video of you at this state, it would indeed end up on youtube for future humiliation and many laughs upon your behalf. Please be warned that excessive schmitzledness may lead to a horrible Scottish, Australian, English, and Chinese accent combined.
Oh snap! That last shot of sake was too much! I'm flipping schmitzled!!!!
"Oh no, there she goes again with that stupid accent. She must be schmitzled"
"Oh no, there she goes again with that stupid accent. She must be schmitzled"
by TressaRocks January 1, 2012
Get the Schmitzled mug.This word refers to uncontrolable bowels while involved in a activity such as lifting , playing an instrument , or having sex. It refers to the loss of control of the bowels and the spray of fecal matter allover a room or person.
Examp. #1 I had him bent over and was about to shove it in his anus and he let go a schimmelfig allover me and the nightstand and the lamp. It took hours to clean up.
Examp. #2 He was playing the Tuba and when he hit the high note he Schimmelfigged allover himself.
Examp. #2 He was playing the Tuba and when he hit the high note he Schimmelfigged allover himself.
by William Wood July 10, 2005
Get the schimmelfig mug.Boss ass Mexican bitch !!! Her last name might be German but she's is a OG Mexican . A Schmitke can fuck u nice and good. They also like Abduls
Abdul: I only fuck a Schmitke
Micaela: damn:( I wish I was a Schmitke but I'm too ugly
Abdul: that would be awesome!!
Micaela: i feel violated by Schmitke
Micaela: damn:( I wish I was a Schmitke but I'm too ugly
Abdul: that would be awesome!!
Micaela: i feel violated by Schmitke
by Badboyjohnny_ June 4, 2016
Get the schmitke mug.Borrowing money from someone and not paying them back or taking forever to pay them back is schisty.
by Andrea May 13, 2005
Get the Schisty mug.(v.) to get strung out on a FUCK ton of drugs in a really short amount of time and get fuuuuucked uuuuuuup
(n.) the state of mind in which one has been schimpfing
(n.) the state of mind in which one has been schimpfing
He was in schimpf mode at that party, he was upstairs hittin that nitrous all night after doin a shit ton of yay
by tha tin man April 25, 2011
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