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pyramid scheme

A fraudulent business model, illegal in most places, in which participants are paid to recruit more participants, rather than commissions on sales.

Frequently passed off as Multi-Level Marketing by incorporating sales of an unmarketable product or service into the scheme. In such cases, participants are usually required to maintain a monthly purchase quota to qualify for payments.
Pyramid schemes market to prospective participants while Multi-Level Marketing plans market to prospective consumers. Pyramid schemes fail because scam participants are not a viable market. Most of the participants pay more money to participate than they receive for participating because there aren't enough suckers left to recruit.

Once the suckers figure that out and quit paying into the scheme, those who recruited them start losing money too, and then they quit. The scam shrivels even faster than it grew.
by Downstrike September 9, 2004
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Schevers

A totally hot blonde girl with a killer body and a gorgeous face.
Erin was the hottest girl I'd ever seen. She could have been in Playboy if she'd wanted to. What a Schevers!
by Wiseman July 11, 2006
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schejewel

The incorrect pronunciation of schedule by a person of authority. (noun)
sche - jewel
Tim: When do we change classes?
Ms. Frank: I'll give you the schejewel, Tim. We have advisory today.
Tim: Its scheDULE, Ms. Frank!
by yungpressure January 3, 2019
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Cream Scheme

1. A systematic plan or course of action (scheme) to acquire money (cream). Everyone has a Cream Scheme because everyone has some sort of plan to acquire what they need to survive and thrive in the world. Whether a person is a street hustler, a 9-to-5 professional, or a CEO, they have a Cream Scheme.

2. An apparel brand founded in 2013 that speaks to the reality detailed above. Cream Scheme encourages hard work, entrepreneurship, and critical thinking as it subverts dominant narratives of what is and what isn't legitimate in terms of careers and professions.
Whether you are Mark Zuckerberg, Jamie Dimon, Pablo Escobar, Nino Brown, or Johnny from around the corner, you have a Cream Scheme.
by JFocus September 25, 2014
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Scribombulous scheebadoodle

The worst insult anyone could call you. It's meaning is something unspeakable, even in this eternal hellhole that is the internet. It's not even considered a slur, which only makes it worse, as the person saying it doesn't even consider you worth enough to sacrifice their profesionality just to insult you.
+:"Shut the hell up you scribombulous scheebadoodle"
-:*dies instantly*
by IsThatParvitz February 23, 2023
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Grand scheme of the universe

The ultimate way of life, events, and all parts of this world and this universe. Many define part of this with their religion, or any religion can use this as just a metaphysical way to describe fate and sequence of events.

Usually used to describe something very small and unimportant and how it relates to "the big picture".
Dude to dude: "I mean really, in the grand scheme of the universe, how much is breaking up with Shannon?"
by geniusonwheels September 28, 2009
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ponzi scheme

see social security.
A scam involving paying off money to old investors with new investors' money. Eventally the last group of people paying into the scam never get their money back.
Bill: Hey Will, what's this line on my paycheck that says "Social security"?
Will: It's the government's ponzi scheme. You'll never see that money again.
by Pseu D. Onym October 11, 2010
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