Schlin

The "Schlin" aka a "Gaper", is an asshole that exceeds in circumference (About the size of a quarter/half dollar)- Due to many acts of anal sex, especially double penetration. A schlin will cause pain to your butt when moved around.

Mike: Dude, Austin, remember that chick from the bar last night? We fucked and now she has a schlin!
Austin: That's gross, dude.

by SkyFor8een January 2, 2009

Schlinger Schlonger

The expression of the term “massive dick”

“Bruh you are such a schlinger schlonger”

by The Shlinged of the Schlong August 26, 2019

Schlingott

The esteemed shit-flinger of the third realm of Dungus. It is said in legend that he can fling shit up to 100km per hour.

Bystander: Oh my god!! Is that the esteemed shit-flinger of the third realm of Dungus, Schlingott?
Schlingott: Yes, tis I. You shall fall to ashes at the touch of my shit.

by The_Fruggle_Bunny October 7, 2021

schliny

having a penis so small that its almost not visible, its barley even pleasing

Guy1: Do you have any small jock straps?

Clerk: Yeah sure, hopefully it wont be too big for your schliny

by k-rizzle32 January 21, 2010

schemin'

the act of planning or plotting; devising in an overt or covert manner

stop schemin' and lookin' hard

by veeman January 6, 2003

Anal Schplinter

A splinter that is unfortunately obtained in a stripper's anus whilst sliding down a wooden stripper pole during a performance in an eco-friendly strip club.

Kristal's performance was sadly cut short when she received an anal schplinter on her first trip down the bamboo stripper pole.

by Aaddam August 19, 2012

Schling

A very small penis typically found in asians.

Yo Allan, Did you see the small ting between Sean's legs? It was his schling!

by BigShow n Jay May 30, 2011