Itchies and scratchies

Generic term for sexually transmitted diseases.

That dude has slept with so many women, I'm sure he's got the itchies and scratchies. he's a walking STD.

by Jetters September 6, 2007

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Scratchie Bachelor

A single man who becomes a more eligable bachelor from winning big on a scratchie ticket. Ultimately giving him the title of the scratchie bachelor.

Also a great idea for the next series of the bachelor: The Scratchie Bachelor In Paradise.

"Paul won it big on a scratchie. He's a scratchie bachelor"

"How much did he really scratch? I need to know before we take this further"

by Shades On A Shadow November 9, 2018

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Smatchie

A dirty little child.

Someone who has deflated pools, tires and indoor furniture in their yard. These kids play in the garbage and drink puddle water for fun.

*Driving down the road.”
Kyle - “ hey, look at that smatchie by the dumpster!”
Brad - “look at that what? What’s a smatchie?”
Kyle - “a smatchie is a dirty little kid.”

by poptartman780 October 6, 2023

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butt snatchies

When a common missing item (remote, phone, lighter, cigarettes, etc. is under someone’s butt when looking for the item

“Dude, you got the butt snatchies! The remote was under your ass!”

by UnicornPancake July 6, 2021

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two dollar scratchie

When you have a bitter break up or disagreement with your partner and their name becomes a non-speakable word, substitute it for "two dollar scratchie". If anyone says their actual name instead of the substituted "two dollar scratchie" - they gotta buy you one!

"Two Dollar Scratchie" is such an arsehole, I can't believe he cheated on me.

by two dollar scratchy hater May 14, 2009

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