Scaramuccied 

Fired before you are hired.
Or rather, finishing something before really getting started, i.e. work, new project, marriage or something of significance. But fired before hired sounds better.
(Past Participle - Scaramuccied)
(Verb - Scaramucci)

Paul: Is Anthony starting work today?
Donald: I scaramuccied his ass.
Paul: Oh shit!
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CNN: In todays news, Anthony Scaramucci became the first person to be Scaramuccied.
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Verb: Scaramucci
Friend: You better take care of your wife on your wedding nigt, else she is gonna scarmucci you, son!

Scaramuccied by N@kedape August 17, 2017

pull a scaramucci

(Phrase). To be fired within one's first ten days at a new job due to gross incompetence.

If you {pull a scaramucci} it is generally considered to be a great embarrassment.

pull a scaramucci by Joe Bethersonton December 10, 2017

Scaramucci Number 

A palindrome number that is divisible by 11, such as 121, 1331, and 123,456,787,654,321—a "mirror number" that is a multiple of 11.

Anthony worked at the White House for almost a Scaramucci number of hours, before he's fired.

Scaramucci Number by MathPlus August 6, 2017

Scaramucci 

common misspelling for scaramouche

i forgot what comes next

a: have you seen scaramucci?
b: scara who now?
a: the guy from genshin!
b: oh you meant scaramouche?
a: ...yes.

Scaramucci by chrïstïne June 21, 2021

scaramucci 

a lying, paranoid, tweaking cocaine addict; a "coke fiend."

That scaramucci is tweaking something fierce.

scaramucci by Lissehteleindil July 27, 2017

Scaramucci 

"An embarrassingly brief unit of time."

"He barely even lasted a scaramucci. Bing bang bong and he was done."

Scaramucci by bloodface January 24, 2019

Scaramucci 

An incredibly short amount of time compared to what was expected. Specifically used in politics.

He only lasted 1/2 a Scaramucci as the President's lawyer!

Scaramucci by mycroft16 October 10, 2019