3 definitions by mycroft16

Facebook

verb. To Facebook. When a company updates their DNS records to show they have no servers, thereby de-platforming themselves from the web. However, this is not enough to Facebook. Your own internal systems, including physical building security must be tied to your main public domain identity as well, meaning you can't simply send an update email, log in to any internal systems, open doors, send someone to reset the server, etc.

Did you hear TikTok is down right now?
No... did they Facebook?
Nah, they'll be up in a few minutes.

by mycroft16 October 4, 2021

Brolining

The act of tanning parts of your body that shouldn't be tanned long enough to cause severe burns.

"Bro, you're walking funny. You okay?"
"Yeah, I was just out Brolining and now my taint is burned!"

by mycroft16 December 3, 2019

Scaramucci

An incredibly short amount of time compared to what was expected. Specifically used in politics.

He only lasted 1/2 a Scaramucci as the President's lawyer!

by mycroft16 October 11, 2019