Slub

A Man who no longer talks to his friends after he gets married.

Hey brosef have you heard from Matt lately?

Nah man; he's a slub now.

by Slubbot April 29, 2014

shlub

Working class man who is taken advantage of by management

Don't ask me, I'm just a poor shlub

by Miguel June 19, 2005

shlub

a person of absolute uselessnes

dude the Big Dizz called off again, what a shlub

by superchevycamaro October 15, 2010

slubejob

To sneeze out any amount of snot during a blow job

"How dare you give that guy a slubejob during a congress round Slubie!"

"AHHHH you sneezed on me! That was my first slubejob!"

by brie-diddy March 13, 2010

Soluble Fiber

An important nutrient in every diet, soluble fiber corrects BOTH constipation and diarrhea. It sucks up water so it "makes a turd" no matter what your stomach already has going on. It does not cause sneak attack diarrhea.
It is vital in managing IBS.

Soluble fiber is found mainly in what your dad calls "starches" white breads, pasta, skinned potatoes and also in "smooth" fruits like apples, pears, and plums(sans skin).

You need more soluble fiber, have a Metamucil cookie. All those whole grains you eat might as well be tree bark. Sure, they scrape the cancer out of your colon, but they don't make a turd.

by Grocery B April 23, 2011

Slubtle

Subtly slutty.... just a meshing of those two words

Her brightly coloured bra showing through her white top was a little slubtle.

her oversized top kept slipping down her shoulder revealing her smooth skin and lack of brastrap.. very slubtle.

by Superslubtles June 3, 2011

splube

spew lube. the viscous lubricant produced by the mouth and throat prior to spew being ejected. also produced by deep throating, a thick lubricating substance produced in the throat, commonly seen in porn.

dude, i can feel splube i'm about to blow chunks, get ot of the way!
yeah baby, spit that splube on my dick and wank me

by sheer ted December 26, 2011