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spew lube. the viscous lubricant produced by the mouth and throat prior to spew being ejected. also produced by deep throating, a thick lubricating substance produced in the throat, commonly seen in porn.
dude, i can feel splube i'm about to blow chunks, get ot of the way!
yeah baby, spit that splube on my dick and wank me
splube by sheer ted December 26, 2011
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A spliff containing a mixture of marijuana, pubes and tobacco. A combination of the words 'Spliff' and 'Pubes'
Dude, look at him smoking a splube!
Splube by heyheyhey:P September 6, 2011
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Splube • Spluber • spluge • Slube • shlube • spluke • Sklubert • Sluber • spludeat • spluger
n. - an asshole that hates pandas, usually male.

v. - when someone no longer considers you a friend because you like pandas.

adj. - see ignorant
n. - the Splube went to the zoo and poisoned all the cute little pandas, the children cried.

v. - Ziggy, Magnum, Jiggy, and Norris who loved pandas were all Splubed

adj. - My Splube dad grounded me for a whole week for breathing his air.
Splube by Kris Hardy April 21, 2011

splugesprayed 

Completly covered in sperm.
Captain Jism splugesprayed everything.
splugesprayed by jpg3 August 20, 2011
Shlube is a game in which two competitors take one shoe (preferably a sandal) off, hold it in their hand, and try to disarm the shoe from the opponent.
Hey Kovs, care to Shlube?
Shlube by Kovs13 August 17, 2011
Spluge is a unique Runescape player, known for his unconventional lifestyle and habits. Outside of the online world, Spluge operated a train by day, and got a train ran on him by night. However, Spluge had a darker side that he wasn't proud of. He suffered from alcoholism and would often be seen drunk in discord, and begging for GP at the Grand Exchange. Some players avoided him because of his erratic behavior, but others sympathized with him and tried to help him overcome his addiction.

Spluge also had a habit of simping for popular Twitch streamers who played Runescape. He would donate large sums of money to them, follow them around in-game, and shower them with compliments and attention. Some players found this behavior creepy and obsessive, but Spluge saw it as a way of supporting content creators that he admired.

Despite his quirks, Spluge was respected in the Sparc Mac community, a group of players who were fellow virgins and basement dwellers. However, in the Zezima CC, Spluge was seen as a doormat. He was constantly bullied, mocked, and scammed, and would often retaliate with empty threats or passive-aggressive remarks. Spluge's Runescape journey is a mix of highs and lows, and we only hope that he one day escapes from Shanes basement where he's forcibly kept in handcuffs.
Grabbed a beer! = Spluge
Spluge by Sparc Mac Community September 6, 2023
The penile geyser of manjuice that overfloweth upon orgasm.
He neglected to mention the depth and breadth of his splume, nor the angle of approach. She got home from the prom wearing his adolescent glaze.
splume by Pantaloon January 14, 2008
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