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idiot savant

A person who (unlike a true savant in that s/he is not medically considered mentally disabled or autistic) is extraordinarily gifted in one or two specific areas, yet is still incapable of handling simple, easy tasks or common-sense situations. In other words, an idiot savant is an incredibly intelligent ditz.
Wow, that girl can't tell left from right, but she aced that super hard biology test! What an idiot savant!
by whatthepatrick? December 30, 2009
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weed savant

Someone who knows everything about weed and talks about it non-stop while smoking it.
Ed: "James has been smokin' dope for so long that he knows everything about it, and it's all he ever talks about."

Eddie: "Yeah, he's weed savant."
by James' sister January 9, 2009
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Internet Savant

A person who uses the internet deftly and creatively to answer questions that people ask them with superhuman speed and quality of result.
Person 1 - "What's the name of that song that Van Morrison sings from the 9 months sound track?"
Person 2 - "Let me look"
2 seconds pass and Person 1 receives an IM for the file transfer of the song.
Person 1 - "Dude, you are a total Internet Savant."
Person 2 - " /bow "
by Biffb December 15, 2008
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sexual savant

Guy or girl who is crap at a relationship but amazing in bed.
He is so dumb why are you with him?
Yeah he is a himbo, but he's also a sexual savant.
by a Neat a February 8, 2010
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cock savant

A woman or a man that while completely inept at all other areas of life, is a master of all things cock.
She can't cook for shit but she is a real cock savant!
by ThaLumberjack November 7, 2014
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retard savant

A person with absolutely no real life or work experience who thinks that they are better and smarter than everyone. They claim to be smarter than everyone in the room but they are actually mind numbingly stupid.
Doug is such a retard savant, he actually thinks that Dragon Ball Z is real.
by CapnShea August 14, 2016
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Blonde Savant

A blonde who by all outward appearences is just a blonde, but who is a secret genius.
Blonde Savants don't get blonde jokes.
by katybra August 5, 2010
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