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Sausage Egg McStuffin

Also see happy meal.

Whilst receiving deep-throat fellatio from a woman, one may stuff one's ballsack into the woman's mouth at the same time, the sheer volume of which causes her lips and cheeks to stretch wide open (as though she's making a big happy smile, hence it is sometimes referred to as a happy meal.)
Man, look at the mouf on that chick... I'll bet she'd love a nice Sausage Egg McStuffin for breakfast.
by al-stud December 26, 2009
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arabian blood sausage

The act of mating with a female while she is on her monthly menstrual cycle which then the male uses menstrual blood as a lubricant for her anal pleasures creating an "Arabian Blood Sausage"
Dude, last night my girlfriend finally let me give her an "Arabian Blood Sausage" while she was on her period!
by Thefidelisk November 26, 2013
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Holding your sausage hostage

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Taking matters into your own hands
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
"Jeremy, finding himself all alone, with a ready supply of porn, decided to take his sausage hostage."
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003
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Fish sausage supper

An illness derived from the act of sleeping with many skanky women, where the penis begins to smell of fish.
Alan had a great time at the party but woke up next to a stripper and soon discovered he had a fish sausage supper
by Chippy Banter March 16, 2010
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Sashauna

Sashauna is sexy,fun and spectacular
by Precious Shauna May 9, 2018
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Mexican sausage diver

The most difficult sex position ever. Just don't try it. Please.
Last week Karl died trying the mexican sausage diver with his girlfriend.
by JohnnyBoo July 24, 2015
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sausage ride

A good fuck
To get fucked or the act of
sex
intercourse
to be rode
Last nite at a bar I picked this bitch up and gave her a sausage ride.
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com November 14, 2007
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