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The Santa Clauses

The clauses which detail Kris Kringle under the North Pole Act of 1436.
Clause 1, Subsection A states that: Saint Nicholas must manufacture a wide variety of games, tools, and miscellaneous objects for children under the age of 12 in all countries of the world.
Clause 1, Subsection B states that: Saint Nicholas must do so for eternity, without pay, and must aquire the following traits: Obesity, A long white beard, a red suit, a fondness for burnt cookies and warm milk.
Evil Little Boy: "Where are my presents?"
Mom: "You were naughty this year, so Santa didn't bring you any."
Evil Little Boy: "Na-uh! According to Clause 1, Subsection A and B, of the Santa Clauses, Santa is required to bring me my demanded presents!"
by Assasinof6 March 11, 2010
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santa clause

when you shit in a sock and slap someone in the face with it.
Gent 1:Aye chap, why you always have to wail on me. I'd much rather prefer a santa clause.
Gent 2:Righto
by shib January 25, 2005
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santa clause

used when someone aks you a question but you dont wanna answer and are annoyed in a way.
'who paid for that drink?'
'Santa Clause'
by JJ June 30, 2004
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Santa Clause

A pedophile who visits children on Christmas
Child: Mommy Santa Clause visited me last night. Mom: What did he bring you? Child: He called it a hand job!
by TheKamiSama0 October 13, 2012
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Santa claused

When a Male/Female Finger another woman or beats off a man and gets skeeted on their hand. They then apply skeet to partners chin and/or cheeks. Usually done when not wanting to see this person again.

Kyle Derosiers
Stephanie Cumbed on my hand so I santa claused her and she never did it again.
by Kyle Derosiers January 27, 2007
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Santa Clause

Clones of Saint Nicholas who run the streets of many big citys. Recently found to belong to a secretive cocaine operation gang. It is also possible to find them in department stores. They consist of men who have little or no money.
Dude that santa clause is packin some serious shit
by WIGGITY WACK January 7, 2004
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Santa Clause

A lie told to kids by their parents.
Mom: Y/N!
You: Yes mom?
Mom: Why did you lie to us D:< ?!
You: What about Santa Clause? Why did YOU lie about HIM?
Mom: ...
You: Exactly -_- ..
by Rock_Stone May 10, 2019
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