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sand job

The result of a girl attempting to give a guy a hand job, but for reasons unknown, possibly because they're mentally retarded, makes it hurt more than almost anything known to the male race. the name is self explanatory in that it feels like sand paper is actually being rubbed along your junk. may result in bleeding.
If you feel as though you are headed towards a sand job, GET THE FUCK OUT.
by SlowXxXLearner November 27, 2009
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sand jew

1. A jew who is from the Middle East.
2. A jew who is cranky (sand in their vagina).
"Man he is cranky, he must be a sand jew!!!"
by Insane guitarist April 5, 2005
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sand jumper

a racist slang for anybody of middle eastern decent
AKA Sigger...
by scubes October 26, 2004
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sand job

Giving someone a handjob with sand being used as the lubricant.
I woke up with a raw dick because michael decided to give me a sand job while i was passed out.
by tornado dave May 23, 2011
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sand job

Evelyn gave me the nastiest bloodiest sand job and I creamed all over her face with my bloody cock
by the clamburgler December 12, 2012
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sand jew

by blackguy1177 June 1, 2018
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Sand-Jacking

To masturbate without lubrication to such an extent that either a callus forms or you develop a scab, usually on the head. Primarily the habit of 12-14 year old boys who have just figured out that there's another use for their penis other than urination and don't know any better. "Super Sand-Jacking" is when someone develops a scab, but does not wait for it to heal and continues to habitually masturbate regardless of the blood and pain. It has been hypothesized that these people are usually the ones who end up addicted to "scarfing" later in life, but never been proven. "Super Sand-Jackers" that eventually find out about lubrication and other less damaging forms of masturbation and abandon this practice are "Lapsed Sand-Jackers"
I was Sand-Jacking so furiously last night I accidentally lit my boxers on fire...!
by ZStar930 January 2, 2011
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