nookie smutz

Female pussy juice that is white on a black mans dick

that bitch nookie smutz'd all over my dick!

by Nookie Smutz King August 11, 2010

Smutzilla

-When someones being a smut to the extent that it gets frightening and disgusting. Which happens a lot.

I can see her shagged vagina hanging out, shes rubbing it all over that bro's leg! SMh at that smutzilla.. ((:

by HNM (WGr) November 8, 2011

Shmutz

The best cover band in Durham, NC. Band members include Bryan Cox, Gideon and Conor Chickos, and Matt McLaughlin. Covers include songs by The Beatles and ELO, among others.

"Hey, have you heard that new band Shmutz? Those guys rock!"

by Frank Weiler February 8, 2010

scmutz

A person who has the inability to enjoy things of actual value. Their favorite hobbies may include taking selfies, mindlessly playing on the internet, spending all of their hard earned money on worthless cat shirts and anything else in that pointless ballpark.

"Why is Dan such a scmutz all of the time?" remarked Roger.
"Probably because he only spends his time taking selfies," replied Steve.
"It's gotten to the point that he can only probably hold a conversation with a dead fish.........blub"

by wazzanagga September 5, 2015

shmutz

The sand that is in your vagina when you do the scandinavian axel stall

Hey Stephen, why did you give Jordan shmutz last night. It left her with a serious rash.

by Chris Dittmore September 20, 2006

shmutz

as told me by my science teacher who once taught in a jewish school; the extra skin around the penis after circumcision

Smutz is the same as a shmuck

by jmlandis May 13, 2005

shmutzypoof

A cigarette with half of the tobacco taken out, which is then filled with marijuana.

Hey man let's go smoke a shmutzypoof.
Yo this shmutzypoof hits hard dude.

by Philoneous October 25, 2010