Swammered

To get hammered while swimming, so hammered that when you get out, it still feels like your are swimming.

We got swammered at the pool today, so swammered Bernie fell over getting out of the pool.

by BTones81 April 25, 2019

summered

A way to describe how one spends or has spent the summer months. A term most often used by those of affluence.

Last year my mate and I summered in New Jersey.

by Michael Papuga January 10, 2006

sommered

to totally kill a joke and end all humor in the situation

kid 1: so... did you see 30 rock last night?
kid 2: OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY
(kids 1 and 2 start reminiscing)
kid 3: it reminds me of my big throbbing cock...
kid 1: eh... you kinda sommered that...

by Garbage Han-Garbage May 15, 2009

shammered

hammered and smashed combined into one

"omg I was so fuckn shmammered at daniel's party!"

by Fini August 8, 2004

spammered

When you go on vacation, and come back to a mailbox full of junk mail.

I left for a week and my inbox got spammered with offers.

by Bob Dean February 23, 2006

Slammered

Getting so drunk that you end up in jail or "The Slammer"

Bro 1: Where were you on Saturday?
Bro 2: In jail, nickel shot night got me slammered

by NEYMAR January 27, 2016

Shammered

The state of being shit faced and hammered.

Man i just bunned soo much chronic, and downed that 40, i'm sooo shammed(shammered).

by Evan SHort September 22, 2006