Simonized

The act of being exposed to something very deep or very funny that can be deconcerting and creates a moment of ackwardness during a discussion.

Damn, these future nobel price were Simonized.
Guys, let's Simonize Beaver Squad.
Watch out what you said, you could get Simonized

by SimzSimma September 24, 2016

Samsonized

To make something better or to improve it.

Man you really samsonized your ride.

by TDBE May 14, 2018

Samsonize

To improve or make better.

You need to Samsonize your ride.

by TDBE May 14, 2018

simonize

1. pwn in a street race
2. Wax
3. Turn and burn
4. what happens to glenn's car when he races a minivan

WOOOO! VR4 Baby! We waxed em!
Simonize that shiat! Who's your father?

by SMONEY March 16, 2004

Simonize

brought about by the judge simon in American idol, simonizing is taking a certain comment of critisism, usually bad, and making it an insult

Bob: Joe just broke up with Kate, and Steve totally came in and simonized the easy letdown!!!!!!!!

Jim: JERK!!!!!

by MASTUR CH33F :) March 7, 2009

Salmonize

To swim against the tide. To be original and unique in your own way.

Look at that girl! What a salmonizer!

Today i won't care about the style, I'll fucking salmonize.

by Devil-E September 9, 2017

salmonize

V. To buck the trend, to swim against the tide, just like a salmon. To not be afraid of others' opinion.

Oh so you ain't going to that party tonight? You a salmonizer man. Respect.

by Devil-E December 20, 2017