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Saddlebacking 

Saddlebacking - the term for the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities. Named after Saddleback Churh, home of the Reverend Rick Warren, who is a proponent of abstinence education, the "sex ed" that has convinced so many Christian girls and boys that buttfucking isn't actually sex.
Saddlebacking - After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill saddlebacked all night because she's saving herself for marriage.
Saddlebacking by PGC123 January 15, 2009

Saddle Bags 

are actually extra fat on the outter thighs not saggy boobs you D.A.
hereditary and usually occurs in horse riders
Saddle Bags by Linda May 13, 2005

Saddleback Santorum 

The fresh mix of lube, blood and fecal matter that is the by-product of nubile Christians engaging in unprotected anal sex to preserve their virginity.
Ward, I found warm Saddleback Santorum all over Wally's bible.
Saddleback Santorum by woogy98407 January 30, 2009

saddlebacking 

the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities
After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill were saddlebacking all night because she’s saving herself for marriage.
saddlebacking by Finduilas January 28, 2009

saddlebacking 

When straight kids ass-fuck because their abstinence only sex-ed classes have erroneously convinced them that anal leaves the girl pure and virginal.
I love catholic schoolgirls cuz you don't even have to persuade them to try anal - they LOVE saddlebacking!
saddlebacking by suramila January 27, 2009

Saddlebag Titties 

Main Entry: Saddlebag Titties
Function: Noun

When a woman with Big Country Titties takes off her bra and lies on her back, her sagging tits are pulled by gravity to either side of her torso, thus they look like a pair of saddlebags on a horse and resemble mammery glands but little.
Tit Lover#1: Dude! How'd the cans look on the one you took home last night?

Tit Lover#2: Meh, she got naked, on her back, and blamo! Saddlebag titties! After that, my wobbly bits went soft on me.

Tit Lover#1: For fucks sake man! All you had to do was cup them back into Big Country Titties with your hands fool!

Tit Lover#2: Well Shit Man Damn!
Saddlebag Titties by bolillo loco December 27, 2009