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jackwagon

A person who fails to fulfill their duties to a pre-planned party. Ex: doesn't bring the ice cream. Other traits include but are not limmited to, hoarding details, whining about mundane tasks, and being generally "Bleck".
Why did I write J.W. on this list?" "Because Jackwagon cry baby left us without the ice cream, so he has to bring what we tell him.
by J.W. 343 June 10, 2011
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jackwagoner

A term that originated from an insurance commercial calling others a "jackwagon". A playful pronoun used as a term of endearment when addressing others idiosyncrasies. To perform an action that calls for something outlandish such as lighting your farts on fire out of boredom. Insinuating someone is a jackass while being appropriate in front of the kids or elderly people. Performing an act of freedom of speech.
Do snowflakes bother you? Not anymore than a hemorrhoid "Jackwagoner"
by cfaithwilliams December 23, 2017
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Sandwagon

The sex position known as 'Sandwagon' is when one partner is held up by the penetrating partner from behind by their legs --Much like you would hold a wagon, while the held partner is on their hands keeping themselves up.
Imagine a wagon behind held up by the two handles. Now imagine the handles being legs, the wagon being a person, and the wheels being their hands/arms. This is a Sandwagon.
by Magnus Thundercock May 31, 2011
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Jackwagon

Someone who is a complete Feg. All they do is bitch and fucking do stupid stuff. They are a complete pussy, and usually suck dick for a living. They are usually also found on couches and can be very lazy and sleep for many hours at a time.
Wow get up off the couch your being a pussy ass bitch and you havn't done shit all day. Why don't you put down that chocolate milk and stop being such a feg. At least get high our do something.Your being a complete Jackwagon.
by Oberdale May 26, 2011
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Jackwagon

Person who murders a moose in the Black Hills.
Some Jackwagon poached the moose.
by MandoBlackhills May 13, 2011
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jackwagon

(V). having sex with someone who is 50 years your younger/elder
Bros, Willie totally got jackwagoned by Smitty's grandma after she roofied his 4 loco
by jackwagoner December 1, 2010
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JackWagon

Noun. The wagon that picks you up and takes you to Jack-in-the-Box.
Leroy "Man, I'm so hungry. I got a hankering for a Jumbo Jack."

Terry "Yo, me too. Where's that JackWagon at? I gotta get my grub on!"
by ElVagabundo December 13, 2010
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