A person who fails to fulfill their duties to a pre-planned party. Ex: doesn't bring the ice cream. Other traits include but are not limmited to, hoarding details, whining about mundane tasks, and being generally "Bleck".
Why did I write J.W. on this list?" "Because Jackwagon cry baby left us without the ice cream, so he has to bring what we tell him.
by J.W. 343 June 10, 2011
Get the jackwagon mug.A term that originated from an insurance commercial calling others a "jackwagon". A playful pronoun used as a term of endearment when addressing others idiosyncrasies. To perform an action that calls for something outlandish such as lighting your farts on fire out of boredom. Insinuating someone is a jackass while being appropriate in front of the kids or elderly people. Performing an act of freedom of speech.
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The sex position known as 'Sandwagon' is when one partner is held up by the penetrating partner from behind by their legs --Much like you would hold a wagon, while the held partner is on their hands keeping themselves up.
Imagine a wagon behind held up by the two handles. Now imagine the handles being legs, the wagon being a person, and the wheels being their hands/arms. This is a Sandwagon.
by Magnus Thundercock May 31, 2011
Get the Sandwagon mug.Someone who is a complete Feg. All they do is bitch and fucking do stupid stuff. They are a complete pussy, and usually suck dick for a living. They are usually also found on couches and can be very lazy and sleep for many hours at a time.
Wow get up off the couch your being a pussy ass bitch and you havn't done shit all day. Why don't you put down that chocolate milk and stop being such a feg. At least get high our do something.Your being a complete Jackwagon.
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Get the jackwagon mug.Leroy "Man, I'm so hungry. I got a hankering for a Jumbo Jack."
Terry "Yo, me too. Where's that JackWagon at? I gotta get my grub on!"
Terry "Yo, me too. Where's that JackWagon at? I gotta get my grub on!"
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