saab

Worst car ever made, slow as hell and all japanese cars smoke it..

SUPRAS 4 LYFE

God my civic SMOKED that slow SAAB

by eastcoastricer March 8, 2005

saab

(n)a smooth, very, very fast car driven by prople with taste and discenment; (adj) to demonstrate individuality in car buying

"he was a typical SAAB owner, he was more interested in what he had than what people thought of him"

by TMCM kiwi August 21, 2004

saab

1) A terrorist's car.
2) A car for people who can't quite afford a real yuppie car.
3) A car for people who think that they deserve more than what they have, but can't quite justify it. i.e: lower to middle level managers who got their jobs to keep them away from important processes & relationships that they tend to destroy.

1) Ahmed wired the semtex to the underside of his Saab before driving into the train station.
2) But daddy, I really wanted a beamer! All my friends have beamers, and we were going to make a beamer circle around the mall. I might as well be driving mom's volvo, except for the dents and dried blood from all the people she's hit.
3) Yesterday I told bill that he's have to start coming in late occasionally because my quarterly report has space for things that need improvement and I can't think of anything to put there. So, I told him to buy a Saab.

by Stan West July 26, 2005

saab

Something Almost Always Broken,

i drive a great 1978 Saab 99!

by Will September 26, 2004

saab

Swedish Automobile Always Broken

My f***ing saab died on me again.

by Stefan February 3, 2005

saab

A car usually driven by yuppies and expensive as hell to get repairs on. However, very solid design although not really roomy.

A Saab is a fun car to drive except when you are 6'4

by P. Kaltenbach April 29, 2008

SAAB

Stands for 'Sucks Ass and Balls'.

I dropped my ice-cream on the pavement... totally SAAB

by yukitup December 2, 2010