Swiper no swiping

What you and your friends say to another friend who is so addicted to swiping on Tinder to the point that he/she neglects their social group (or any social interaction for that matter). The phrase is announced every time your friend opens/uses Tinder, and should be announced repeatedly until your friend finally gets irked and puts their phone down.

Michael: Hey do you guys wanna hang for a bit after class?
Hannah: Yeah sure
Adam: I'm down
Michael: What about you Melinda?
*no response*
Adam: *whispers* I think she's on Tinder again...

Everyone: Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! SWIPER NO SWIPING!

Melinda: *puts phone down* Awww man!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 26, 2020

FANNY SWIPER

A dress so short that it swipes the female genitailia leaving nothing to the imagination, thus known as a fanny swiper!!

Emma and Layla wore there fanny swipers into the valley the dirty bitches

"wow that's a short dress!!" "thanks, it's my new fanny swiper do you like it?"

by pusicat January 3, 2011

Left swiper

Someone that will mostly get swiped left on tinder basically because there really ugly.

Guy/girl 1- dude look at this guy/girl on Instagram

Guy/girl 2- omg he's/she's definitely a left swiper

by Butthole fuck July 7, 2016

Spic and Span swipe

When you go to wipe your ass again and it’s already clean, leaving no marks on the toilet paper.

Bobo wiped twice after shitting, and for the third wipe he performed a Spic and Span swipe, just for good measure.

by HumaneAnimal January 22, 2018

swipe

to commit credit card fraiud

Teejayx6: Bitch tf I look like?? I don’t fucken swipe
Us: *knowing damn well that nigga swipe*

by cropssmyninaj August 22, 2019

Half swipe

On Snapchat, when you send your crush a risky text and they text you back, or when someone you don’t like texts you, you simply press down on that person’s name and swipe it halfway to see their message without it being marked as read.

Person 1: Bro, Monique just texted back, what do I do?
Person 2: Don’t worry bro, just half swipe that shit

by mrjigsaw November 9, 2020

Shit Swipe

when a courtesy flush does not do the trick and skid marks are still present, a shit swipe is in need. When you flush the toilet and the water receeds, grab a handful of toilet paper and "swipe" the skid marks. this should leave your toilet bowl clean.

That shit i just took was so large, i had to shit swipe.

by billy dave April 17, 2009