Surprise

the act of placing upon someone your unwanted
"gift"
or semen

"Yeah Nick, i did what you told me too, i told her i wouldn't jizz on her then i surprised on that Bitch's face."

by Flamegrim August 18, 2008

Surprise

When one takes the action of farting but then realizes that they actually just shat themselves, thus creating the sense of being surprised.

Ray decides that it would be funny to let loose odorous gas, but then realises he shat himself in his attempt making him surprised when he discovers brown streaks lining his undergarments.

by BlackFeign March 14, 2008

Surprise

A lumpy fart.

Ralph, I just had a surprise and need to change my underwear.

by Al Berich October 22, 2018

Surprise

It's the feeling you get when you've struggled with self loathing for years and when you try to find the meaning of your name, the typically most cynical and sarcastic place on the internet has the most heartwarming definitions for it. Thank you, Urban Dictionary!
- From an Ariana

What a surprise! For once the internet isn't as cruel as I thought!

by An Ariana January 8, 2020

Surprise

Surprise has 2 meaning; an unexpected event or gift; a polite way to say that a person was a mistake

hey serena, i have a surprise for you!

you werent planned, you were a surprise joe.

by _Deadly_PvP December 27, 2020

surprise

surprise means tell me right now.

please tell me, it’s a surprise.

by hilolbyelol January 12, 2021

surprise

the pipe bomb I put in your ass

you know what I mean Hailey, the "surprise" is waiting

by anonymous September 13, 2021