Surprise

euphemism for the act of rape, i.e. surprise sex; intercourse you weren't expecting to have

The diamond store billboard read, "Surprise her. She'll love it." I'm actually fairly certain she won't.

by EL January 19, 2005

surprise!

an exclamation used in the game Mario Kart 64; best used when imitating Wario/Mrs. Hasz (typical mom)' voice

Surprise!!! I surprised you by hiding behind that corner in that building in that arena in that multiplayer mode in that Mario Kart 64.

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

Surprise

a fart with a lump or sauce following it out

Shit man I got to change my underware I farted and got a surprise.

by Chickenman June 12, 2003

surprise

When you stand up after taking 3 sips from a drink and vomit all over the living room

I just puked everywhere surprise!

by besse92 June 5, 2011

surprise

it means tell me now.

it’s a surprise, so tell me.

by hilolbyelol January 12, 2021

The surprise

Where u fart in a disabled persons food and wink at them with no context while u hand it to them

Bro I just left that guy the surprise
Dam he gonna taste the best ass in New York

by Therapist support November 19, 2021

surpriser

when someone looks like they have an average size dick but they are actually packing a python

Doug: How big do you think my dick is?

Blondie: Well I would think about 6 inches but you could be a surpriser.

by Dieselson41 March 12, 2014