Ghost Strokin'

Ghost strokin' is when someone sits on or causes their hand to go numb and then uses it to masturbate with thus making it feel as if someone else is doing it.

Bro last night I was ghost strokin' so hard I came and blew a load halfway across my room!

by OnlyElite May 28, 2017

short strokin

pulling on one's penis even though no erection is present or desired

work got called off so i sat around the house and was short strokin it all day

by WHINDMAN May 26, 2011

Jew Strokin

When you and your friends are just having fun painting together when all of the sudden a fat Jew comes up and paints day-glo orange clown faces all over your shit.

Hey, did Brad just Jew Stoked my painting? Stop Jew Strokin me!

by skitzoso May 4, 2011

Beef Strokin' Off

To masturbate with, and spooge into a top sirloin which is then cooked and served to your dinner guests.

"I made Sally a dish of Beef Strokin' Off for our one-year anniversary, which she claimed was too salty."

by Chief Vegas October 10, 2008

Strokin a check

When a guy is sex texting a girl and just as she's about to cum-he stops to do a mundane task.

Last night Wes was sex texting me, I was almost there, when he suddenly stopped and instead of getting me off he wrote " and he began Strokin a check for his electric bill". Ugh

by Detective 42F December 31, 2014

You Gotta be Strokin' Me

A phrase usually used in disbelief, has the same meaning as you gotta be kidding me.

Zach: Dude did you hear Phil hooked up with another fat chick?

Alex: No way! you gotta be strokin' me! That's the 3rd one this week

by bong4 October 6, 2012

Strokin my shi

This is when youre just chilling on the bed with a lvl 99 gyatt while rizzing her up like the rizzly bear and she just starts strokin yo shi you feel me

Tom- Hey what are you doing
Dequavious- Nothing much man, just strokin my shi

by Lechon December 15, 2024