short strokin

when a guy is having sex with a girl and is taking it slow and easy, not too far in or out, especially during a flip session when you should just be destroying the girl

damn joe last night when you were hitting that flipper you were short strokin, what is she your wifey... i was bashing her

by truth1234 June 4, 2007

You Gotta be Strokin' Me

A phrase usually used in disbelief, has the same meaning as you gotta be kidding me.

Zach: Dude did you hear Phil hooked up with another fat chick?

Alex: No way! you gotta be strokin' me! That's the 3rd one this week

by bong4 October 6, 2012

Back Strokin'

When you are masturbating with your hand reversed and placed on top of the penis, instead of below or on the side.

I like to do some back strokin' when I want to remember those great times with my uncle..

by Duckbill Platypus July 7, 2009

Ghost Strokin'

Ghost strokin' is when someone sits on or causes their hand to go numb and then uses it to masturbate with thus making it feel as if someone else is doing it.

Bro last night I was ghost strokin' so hard I came and blew a load halfway across my room!

by OnlyElite May 28, 2017

Beef Strokin' Off

To masturbate with, and spooge into a top sirloin which is then cooked and served to your dinner guests.

"I made Sally a dish of Beef Strokin' Off for our one-year anniversary, which she claimed was too salty."

by Chief Vegas October 10, 2008

short strokin

pulling on one's penis even though no erection is present or desired

work got called off so i sat around the house and was short strokin it all day

by WHINDMAN May 26, 2011

Jew Strokin

When you and your friends are just having fun painting together when all of the sudden a fat Jew comes up and paints day-glo orange clown faces all over your shit.

Hey, did Brad just Jew Stoked my painting? Stop Jew Strokin me!

by skitzoso May 4, 2011