stockport school

biggest shithole in england

“look it’s the shithole stockport school!

by bibitch609 February 15, 2021

Stockport Hot Box

When you're so tired of someone's terrible attitude you have no choice but to lay a steamer in a microwave.

She really pissed me off. She's got one hell of a Stockport Hot Box coming her way.

by Stockport Hot Boxer February 23, 2024

Stockport Refreshment

When a man Ejaculates butthole patiently waits for her to fart it out into a warm glass before the women poo’s on top of the drink and then spits on it before forcing the man to drink it fully naked.

I had an absolutely rocking stockport refreshment at a lamberts cafe

by English LewLew March 7, 2026

stopportunity

A word designed to prevent having to explain that you are waiting for a good opportunity to stop/pause a movie, video game or other activity.

"Are you going to come eat dinner?" "Yes I'm just waiting for a stopportunity."

This would replace "Yes, I'm just waiting for a chance to pause the movie." Or "Yes, I'm just waiting for a slow down in the action so I can pause."

This is nearly as short and easy as "Yes, I'm coming in a minute!" but conveys more specific information and is a more polite response.

by Visiblemode July 31, 2013

sockparty

to put a bar of soap in a sock and beat someone with it.

it doesnt cause bruises or leave marks. therefore noone will ever know what happened.

that bitch keeps talking shit. im bout to throw a damn sockparty!!!!

by playerhatin January 30, 2008

stourport

1.A shit hole of pikey dwelling.
2.An arse of a person.

1. "My friend's mom's house is like stourport. It stinks of shit."
2. "I met mikey the other day, he's such a stourport."

by Pinso June 30, 2008

tech suckport

English inproficient people, most of who are from China and India, that you must call when you are experiencing errors that make a software product unusable. If you can get a person that can speak some slight resemblance of the English language, consider yourself very lucky. Even then 99% percent of the time they will not be of any help whatsoever, and cause further confusion and even more errors.

Bob: This program is not working. Why don't I call Tech Support?
Joe: You mean Tech Suckport.
Bob: Yes
(Bob picks up the phone and dials the number for Tech Suckport)

Tech Suckport: Yellow. Meecrosof Tack Supaut. Ho ceen I hail yu?
Bob: Hello, I'm having this problem with source control in VSS 2005.
Tech Suckport: Wayt? Ee cent har ya?
Bob: Do you know how to speak Engllsh?
Tech Suckport: Ee don eendursta yo? Yo ned tack lauder.
Bob: I said DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH?
Tech Suckport: Aa. Ingle. I spek vahy god Ingle.
Bob: OK, can you please help me with my problem?
Tech Suckport: Yue prubleeme? Wat prubleeme ees. Plece tai me mah detuh. Ees prubleeme fatulleruh?
Bob: My problem is with Visual Source Safe. Yes it's a fatal error.
Tech Suckport: Oh Visah Sauce Saf. I don no no Sauce Saf. Eys nat mee specsalty. I well geetcowolka huno Sauch Saf.
Bob: Can your coworker speak English?
Tech Suckport: Oh yays. He takeen Eeassellcaws een skull. He leerning god Anglees een Eeassellcaws. I git hem no.
Bob: Never mind. It's hopeless.
Tech Suckport: No eederstend yu senteez. Pless repit.
(Bob slams down the phone)

by Boxcar Bob August 2, 2007