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Step mom

A step mom is a mom that your dad found on some dating site.A step mom is a creature that will wait until you are in a false sense of security,then start talking to you.After this the step mom will start gently rubbing your thigh then start pressuring you to have sex with her you do it and 9 months later your dad will be asking here whose baby is that.On rare occasion when the step mom wants anal sex she might produce Fucklematter
my step mom lured me into a closet and now her face is white.
by big hotdog in bun guy January 4, 2020
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Step Mom

Aka “Bonus Mom”

Marries a man with children and because she loves said man so much, she adopts his kids into her heart and puts up with a lot of backlash because of it such as BM hating her existence and forcing children to do the same. Step moms are saints but are often not allowed to make important decisions for the children or love them despite step mom’s love and adoration for said children.
Her step mom gives her hugs and tells her she loves her so much. What a lucky kid to have such a loving step mom!
by WanderingTAPdancer September 24, 2018
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That person that was completely normal until it was someone's bright idea to bang their Step mom so they could post them doing it on the hub.
Jack: My step mom is so kind to me!
Harry: Yeah only cos you bang her.
by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 25, 2023
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step-mom

Any woman in a relationship (usually marriage) with a man having one or more children from his last partnership. As far as getting along with dads new mate some step-kid's do and some step-kid's don't. Bottom line is that this woman wants to be with the guy so much that she is willing to step-up to the situation.
A group of young-adult's are having a discussion about their parent's and one says " You guy's who's folk's are still together are fuckin' lucky...my step-mom is a BYATCH, always acting like my mom and shit." Someone else says, " My step-mom is awesome, she don't make me do nuthin' and I ain't neva' seen my dad happier."
by jpg3 May 30, 2011
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Step-Mom

A woman whom has stepped into your life without caution and once she's been fucking around with your dad for about 2 weeks she thinks she owns him and wants you out of the picture. Basically, a fucking step mom is a wannabe mom, bitch, whore and someone who wants YOU out of the picture, and this cunt always gets her way...
Daughter: Daddy can I have some ice cream?
Dad: Um, I gues--
Step-Mom (Dad's Girlfriend): HELL NO!!!!!! YOUR FAT ENOUGH AS IT IS YOU LIL BTCH CUNT WHORE!!!
by Kate<3'sMr.Mathers April 4, 2012
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Step-mom

A women who has chosen to love a man as well as his children. While never trying to take the birth mothers place, a step-mother acts as a friend and role model.

A step-mother chose to love another woman's children as her own yet walks on eggshells when it comes to parenting. Most commonly seen as a home wrecker by insecure birth mothers, a Step-mom had the same dreams and goals for the children as she would if they were her own.
"I wanted to buy my Step-mom a mother's day card but my real mom wouldn't let me"
by xtryx July 29, 2014
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Step-mom

The cunt that gave your dad a couple blowjobs, then took all his money, and ruined both your lives.
Me: Dad! Your wife (my Step-mom) is such a bitch!
Dad: YEAH, in bed.
by Bobby Blackdick December 16, 2019
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