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Grass
That weird thing everyone tells you to touch but you don't believe it exists cos you've never seen it before.
Friend: Go touch some damn grass bro!
Me: Strange, everyone seems to tell me to touch this strange object you call grass.
Me: Strange, everyone seems to tell me to touch this strange object you call grass.
Grass by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 26, 2023
Pigs
The people that protect you from the threat of black teenagers that are tryintrying to commit the horrible crime of existing.
Synonyms: police officer, cop
Synonyms: police officer, cop
"Yo bro look at that fat pig over there!"
"Yeah. Pigs seem to be getting fatter ever since yo mama taught them how to eat like nikado avocado."
OHHHH
"Yeah. Pigs seem to be getting fatter ever since yo mama taught them how to eat like nikado avocado."
OHHHH
Pigs by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 26, 2023
Buttkilled
When you are butthurt so much that you have cardiac arrest and a seizure at the same time and then explode. 100% fatality rate.
Buttkilled by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 26, 2023
Blood
Costumer: Tasty! What was that called again?
Waiter: the blood of the innocent.
Costumer: I'll have two more glasses of - hol' up.
Waiter: the blood of the innocent.
Costumer: I'll have two more glasses of - hol' up.
Blood by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 25, 2023
luchadoor
A guy that works at a door factory, has multiple personality disorder and thinks he is a Mexican wrestler, hence the name luchadoor.
"Fear me, for I am... El hombre fuerte!!!"
"Gary, your a Luchadoor, not a wrestler. Now get back to work!"
"Gary, your a Luchadoor, not a wrestler. Now get back to work!"
luchadoor by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 25, 2023