Pigs

The people that protect you from the threat of black teenagers that are tryintrying to commit the horrible crime of existing.

Synonyms: police officer, cop

"Yo bro look at that fat pig over there!"

"Yeah. Pigs seem to be getting fatter ever since yo mama taught them how to eat like nikado avocado."

OHHHH

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 26, 2023

Hiroshima

Hiroshima is when you microwave something thinking you don't have to again. When you do have to microwave something again it is called Nagasaki.

I needed to Hiroshima my microwavable popcorn, not knowing I would need to Nagasaki them.

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 25, 2023

Buttkilled

When you are butthurt so much that you have cardiac arrest and a seizure at the same time and then explode. 100% fatality rate.

When furry boxing to the death became illegal, Kevin was buttkilled

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 26, 2023

Typewriter

The longest word you can type with one line of your keyboard.

Typewriter

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 26, 2023

Step mom

That person that was completely normal until it was someone's bright idea to bang their Step mom so they could post them doing it on the hub.

Jack: My step mom is so kind to me!
Harry: Yeah only cos you bang her.

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 25, 2023

Brett-Harted

Someone who people are constantly being screwed with. Originates from Bret Hart who was screwed over in the Montreal srewjob.

James is always Brett-Harted. He needs therapy but the therapist lives in Montreal and is known for screwing with people. Will he ever be Un-Brett-Harted

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 25, 2023

Dutchphobic

A Dutchphobic person is someone who doesn't want to go to the Netherlands because they think they will be beat up by drunk Dutch people. They believe every Dutch stereotype and are very racist.

Hannah: I really want to go to Amsterdam for my honeymoon but I can't.
Sophie: why
Hannah: Oliver is Dutchphobic

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 25, 2023