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luchadoor

A guy that works at a door factory, has multiple personality disorder and thinks he is a Mexican wrestler, hence the name luchadoor.

"Fear me, for I am... El hombre fuerte!!!"

"Gary, your a Luchadoor, not a wrestler. Now get back to work!"

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 25, 2023

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by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 26, 2023

Grass

That weird thing everyone tells you to touch but you don't believe it exists cos you've never seen it before.

Friend: Go touch some damn grass bro!
Me: Strange, everyone seems to tell me to touch this strange object you call grass.

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 26, 2023

Pigs

The people that protect you from the threat of black teenagers that are tryintrying to commit the horrible crime of existing.

Synonyms: police officer, cop

"Yo bro look at that fat pig over there!"

"Yeah. Pigs seem to be getting fatter ever since yo mama taught them how to eat like nikado avocado."

OHHHH

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 26, 2023

Buttkilled

When you are butthurt so much that you have cardiac arrest and a seizure at the same time and then explode. 100% fatality rate.

When furry boxing to the death became illegal, Kevin was buttkilled

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 26, 2023

Hiroshima

Hiroshima is when you microwave something thinking you don't have to again. When you do have to microwave something again it is called Nagasaki.

I needed to Hiroshima my microwavable popcorn, not knowing I would need to Nagasaki them.

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 25, 2023

Brett-Harted

Someone who people are constantly being screwed with. Originates from Bret Hart who was screwed over in the Montreal srewjob.

James is always Brett-Harted. He needs therapy but the therapist lives in Montreal and is known for screwing with people. Will he ever be Un-Brett-Harted

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 25, 2023