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Pigs

The people that protect you from the threat of black teenagers that are tryintrying to commit the horrible crime of existing.

Synonyms: police officer, cop

"Yo bro look at that fat pig over there!"

"Yeah. Pigs seem to be getting fatter ever since yo mama taught them how to eat like nikado avocado."

OHHHH

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 26, 2023

Typewriter

The longest word you can type with one line of your keyboard.

Typewriter

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 26, 2023

luchadoor

A guy that works at a door factory, has multiple personality disorder and thinks he is a Mexican wrestler, hence the name luchadoor.

"Fear me, for I am... El hombre fuerte!!!"

"Gary, your a Luchadoor, not a wrestler. Now get back to work!"

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 25, 2023

Blood

That tasty red liquid that is found in every persons body.

Costumer: Tasty! What was that called again?

Waiter: the blood of the innocent.
Costumer: I'll have two more glasses of - hol' up.

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 25, 2023

Step mom

That person that was completely normal until it was someone's bright idea to bang their Step mom so they could post them doing it on the hub.

Jack: My step mom is so kind to me!
Harry: Yeah only cos you bang her.

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 25, 2023

Grass

That weird thing everyone tells you to touch but you don't believe it exists cos you've never seen it before.

Friend: Go touch some damn grass bro!
Me: Strange, everyone seems to tell me to touch this strange object you call grass.

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 26, 2023

Buttkilled

When you are butthurt so much that you have cardiac arrest and a seizure at the same time and then explode. 100% fatality rate.

When furry boxing to the death became illegal, Kevin was buttkilled

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 26, 2023