A Dutchphobic person is someone who doesn't want to go to the Netherlands because they think they will be beat up by drunk Dutch people. They believe every Dutch stereotype and are very racist.
Hannah: I really want to go to Amsterdam for my honeymoon but I can't.
Sophie: why
Hannah: Oliver is Dutchphobic
Sophie: why
Hannah: Oliver is Dutchphobic
by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 25, 2023
That person that was completely normal until it was someone's bright idea to bang their Step mom so they could post them doing it on the hub.
by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 25, 2023
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by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 26, 2023
That weird thing everyone tells you to touch but you don't believe it exists cos you've never seen it before.
Friend: Go touch some damn grass bro!
Me: Strange, everyone seems to tell me to touch this strange object you call grass.
Me: Strange, everyone seems to tell me to touch this strange object you call grass.
by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 26, 2023
Hiroshima is when you microwave something thinking you don't have to again. When you do have to microwave something again it is called Nagasaki.
by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 25, 2023
When you are butthurt so much that you have cardiac arrest and a seizure at the same time and then explode. 100% fatality rate.
by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 26, 2023
Costumer: Tasty! What was that called again?
Waiter: the blood of the innocent.
Costumer: I'll have two more glasses of - hol' up.
Waiter: the blood of the innocent.
Costumer: I'll have two more glasses of - hol' up.
by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 25, 2023