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Stetson

Stetson is one of the greatest guys you'll ever meet. He's kind and caring and will always be there when you need a friend. He's a total flirt and will do anything to make anyone happy. He's a great baseball player and has goals for his life! He will do anything for his girl, anything to make her smile. He's respectful and works hard. A lot of girls try to be with him but he can't help that he's such an amazing person... he's humble and loving and super smart! He's tough and know how to protect himself and the ones he loves, but also has a sensitive side... and know that it's okay to cry. If you find yourself a Stetson you better hold on tight, he's so amazing and give you butterflies anytime he's around.
A: I met this guy he's so great! I can't imagine anyone better for me.

R: let me guess... his name is Stetson?

A: Yes! How'd you know?

R: wild guess😂
by Honest_definitions July 13, 2017
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Tap it for stats

some hoe that you would root just for the sake of getting a root. ie pretty average but rootable.
Q. What do you think of that broad bro?
A. Yeah i'd tap it for stats
by unwritten law March 19, 2004
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hole stats

When a guy refers to the number of women he has slept with.
Angela asked Mike about his hole stats.
by MPTAZ December 6, 2016
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stats

stats is an abbreviation of the word 'statistics'. 'Statistics' is the collection, organization and interpretation of numerical data.

websites use 'statistics' to aprehend with the eye just how many bodies of persons are calling on socially to the website.

This in turn takes charge of just how significant the compiler of said website's e-penis is.
From TeeGee of FuckingUpThe.Net
by Jay January 21, 2004
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no stats

no dice; no go; not available

derives from days of hand-computed fantasy baseball stats. overeager owners (ie. steven blank) would call and hound the commissioner for the latest league statistics. one time, a flummoxed commissioner tony picked up the phone and screamed "NO STATS" before slamming it back on its cradle.
no stats on the movie tonight, i have to work.

no stats on the chronic, my guy wasn't home.
by Bryan April 16, 2005
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AP Stats

1) That thing that seems so far away when you sign up for it the year before, which suddenly hits you in the face like discovering your significant other is pregnant because you haven't been wearing condoms: it seems like a good choice then, but now you aren't so sure. Contains equal parts excruciatingly esoteric Multiple Choice, disturbingly fucked-up Free Response Questions, and the tears of thousands of raped teens. Ranges from AP U.S. History, to AP English, to AP Psychology of a Teenage Serial Killer. It makes me wish I could just drop the class, but then I would have wasted a year of torture and abuse in order to move on through a maze ruled by society's expectations and the demands of my parents that I support them when they retire.
2) The bane of my existence.
1) The unholy trinity of AP Physics, AP Music Theory, and AP English.
2) AP Stats. Also, my girlfriend.
by T. Rohlin May 31, 2011
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stetson rosario

Awesomely amazing guy who's pretty cool to talk to.
Girl 1: Who's he?
Girl2: He must be Stetson Rosario
by Cielo1016 February 4, 2015
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