Stabbing Westward

The greatest band. Ever.

Seifer heard Stabbing Westward in a Max Payne mod, and felt compelled to buy all of their albums.

by Seifer Almasy (I gots a big wenis) July 23, 2003

stabbing the bed

When a guy sleeps on his stomach and has a boner, causing said boner to stick into the mattress.

I woke up this morning with my penis hurting, I must have been stabbing the bed all night!

by Jim Throttle September 30, 2017

Stabbing The Bag

While performing the sexual act of double penetration a male participant slips out of the female's vaginal or anal orifice. The other retains his position. While attempting reinsertion, the expelled male forcefully jabs his penis into the other male's scrotum. There by, "stabbing the bag." Commonly viewed in porn pornography.

"Father Harry won't swing with us anymore because my husband stabbed his bag."

"I enjoyed DPing Molly with you... Until you stabbed my bag."

"This must be amateur porn; that guy keeps stabbing the bag."

by elBUNBUNofdoom October 17, 2012

Stabbing Westward

A great industrial band hailing from my hometown of Chicago. Although their current self-titled album is kind of cool, it blows in comparison to their others: "Ungod", "Wither, Blister, Burn & Peel", and "Darkest Days".

"...My rage.... My pain... I hate... My darkest days... My darkest days..."

"Everything I touch, I break..."

by Darkest Days May 10, 2003

Stabbing Westward

An über band, go buy their albums god dammit.

Stabbing Westward if fuckin über, and kicks all a your pop lovin' asses!

by Sonya August 18, 2003

Stabbing Westward

Fucking über band, that has disbanded, which really sucks. Buy their albums while you still have a chance.

Stabbing Westward is a fucking awesome band.

by Sonya September 21, 2003

stabbing the potato

Hitting the prostate gland during homosexual anal sex.

Stabbing the potato:
Person1: So, how did things go last night after we left?
Person2: It was awesome, he stabbed my potato for at least an hour.

by Mr. Tyler Durden March 11, 2009