Spooged

When someone offers you a handshake, but instead of returning it with a likewise handshake, you dig your hand deep down into your nut sack, wipe your hand with your nut juice, and quickly wipe it onto his face.

Dam! You just got spooged!

I can't believe I fell for that spooge!

Is that nut juice on your face from a spooge, or are you just happy to see me?

by Rhino Virus March 27, 2011

spooge

semen, bodily fluid from a man's dick.

That guy spooged on my big tits. :)

by Stacy May 04, 2004

Spooge

An ejaculatory deposit

My roommate left his spooge-covered t-shirt on the floor again

by kiwi_nd July 11, 2008

spooge

cum, semen, love juice,

After several minutes of sucking his dick, Kathy let Scott spooge in her mouth, and then she swallowed his spooge.

by Reppep Cod March 26, 2008

Spooge

Semen or Cum

Ah man, Ben Afleck spooge.

Dude, dont spooge in my room.

by Chris August 22, 2003

spooge

v. To shoot the goo, blow your load, fire your wad, or cum on another's face.

Sometimes mistakenly confused with splurge

Damn! I done spooged a wicked facial on dat hoe.

by D'emon November 06, 2002

spooge

A globular mass of semen

I spooged down the back of her throat

by Rob Wilkinson November 04, 2005