death knell spending

1. The act of an old person spending because of an anticipated death.

1.Anyone over the age of 80 purchasing a Ferrari is a common form of death knell spending.

by Set "Checkmate God" April 16, 2010

I love spending time with you

When you tell your boyfriend/girlfriend that you love him/her, and you are told back “I love spending time with you”. The feeling is like you just took a shit, and sucked it back up your asshole, through that up, ate it, and threw it up again. (A lot like Two girls one cup).

Guy: I love you
Girl: I love spending time with you
Guy: *Jumps off bridge*

by Cripplingdepression69 January 5, 2018

deficit spending

A way of doing large national projects on kredit.

FDR ran a mass deficit spending moment. It led us out of that depression prepare for the next fucking one.

by Booty lion turtule March 21, 2016

sink spending

the action of spending 20 seconds or more in the bathroom to wash your hands.

"Everyone should be sink spending in order to keep themselves safe from the virus."

by Hardcore_Spice April 3, 2020

why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life?

something everyone who has made more than 2 definitions has asked themselves but ha not decided to ever get help for. you are not alone.

*opens computer *opens urban dictionary *types in " why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? " *realizes he is worthless

by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

DAY LIGHT SPENDING TIME

Pacific Standard Time... Between March And November.

I love Day Light Spending Time! There's so much moer light to play outside once I'm off work. I hope they end Day Light Saving Time once and for all! Watch out...Here comes the sun!

by KACI CHAPMAN March 15, 2008

Widow Spending

Spending life insurance money after the death a spouse because you don't know what else to do and it makes you feel good, plus it helps fill the void.

Did you see Tonya has been widow spending in that new car? She had at least 8 bags of shopping!
Rebecca widow spent me a new Nintendo Switch because she wanted to play online games with me!

by plushcentauri November 12, 2021