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Venetian Spearman

When you stand fully erect 15 feet from your bitch spread eagle and sprint full speed towards her hoping for full penetration.
I told that bitch to spread'em. The Venetian spearman is about to slay that puss.
by imhayes86 January 28, 2017
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Spearman sausage slapper

The brand of hockey stick Mike Richards of the Philadelphia Flyers uses to play extra well in his games. Richards is the spearman and he uses his stick to slap the sausage (hockey puck).
Did you see that goal scored with the Spearman Sausage Slapper?
by SpearmanRules April 22, 2009
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Sperming

(verb) to ejaculate, cum, to grunt suddenly and passionately; exclaim
The new pledge got a sperming.
by suite1157 February 26, 2007
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sperminated

refers to someone pregnant.
"Why isn't Carla drinking?"
"She can't, dude, she's sperminated."
by dj1234 February 4, 2008
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Sperminator

A man who fathers several childern with several different baby mamas and takes care of none of his offspring. The master of "hit it and quit it." His powerful sperm leaves a trail of destruction, unpaid child support, and fatherless children in its wake. Beware the sperminator... woe to unfertilized eggs in his path!
My ex is a total sperminator! he has 5 kids by 3 different women!
by amylou5276 June 25, 2010
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Sperminator

Oops... maybe you were looking for Arnold Schwarzenegger

A man who impregnates a woman other than his wife and proceeds to hide this fact for years.
by A1988 June 12, 2011
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spearing the whale

Very complicated but first you need to put on a rain coat, then you'll need a kiddy pool, and of course the fattest, whitest chick you can find. After that you fuck the fat bitch in the pool. Now for the coup de grace, you kick her in the throat and listen to her moan and make whale noises, and finally you get the fuck out of there!
Rick: I went spearing the whale yesterday and i totally pwned that fat cunt.

Rob: Dude that's fucking disgusting.

Rick: I'll fucking kill you.
by john to the b February 7, 2008
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