scalz

to rock ones eye so it does serious damage. only to be done to crumbs.

I want to scalz that fat bitch, and make her eye purple for 3 weeks.

by Chez B and Mary B June 29, 2008

Salzeech

A word Guido's use referring to their penis. Stemming from the word sausage.

Guido 1: Yo Frankie, check out that girl over there!

Guido 2: Man, I wanna give her the Salzeech!!!!!

by Frost E November 3, 2008

a stalzer

A man with a cunt.

Hey you are acting like a stalzer.
Quit being such a stalzer and eat that bratwurst.

by Blu Blazer January 10, 2012

Soulzimer

A secret society of musicians that has taken the form of famous bands over the generations.
The beginnings of this society are cloudy and vague, at best, and rumors persist as to which bands actually contained Soulzimer members.
Some of popular music's best known melodies and lyrics have been attributed to this society, and many underground musical movements were also started from subversive actions planted by Soulzimer, consequently leading to sweeping revolutions in music as we know it.
There is hidden talk of Soulzimer still existing, last heard in the swampy regions of southern Louisiana.

Holy shit! It's fucking Soulzimer!

by Bruno Diaz October 19, 2008

Scalze

Scalze was a jolly young chap,
Who always ate his nibblets,
And took after his mom and pap.

He is also amazing fly h0ttt!

Hey, that guy looks just like Scalze! Oh wait, it is.

by Bobo March 28, 2005

Salz Nutz

When a big Hawaiian man sings about coconuts and mangos and all you can think about are his nuts!!

We were at Karaoke in Kanapalli and I couldnt stop laughing because of Salz Nutz!

by Blondie6985 March 24, 2011

Soapz

A gay, young Asian boy looking for some tiddies to squeeze. Is dumb to the point where he gets headpats and says gay to everything. Has nitro.

Hey look, it's Soapz, that one gay Asian kid, who only says gay.

by Soapz May 1, 2019