shitbiotic relationship

The inverse of a symbiotic relationship. Instead of augmenting, complimenting, and assisting one another, these Tom and Jerry couples exist are in a near continuous state of hot and cold warfare. By mutual consent occasional pauses in hostilities provide humanitarian corridors for some furious cease fires sex. Both entrenched factions refuse to make peace by breaking up on a permanent basis in fear the other will do better without them. Thus proving that they were the inferior partner in the biological brawl of a love/ hate/ I need you, you asshole fuckface title fight. All their friends in a moment of clarity makes plans to kill one of the contenders in the relationship to bring serenity to all concerned parties, but self interest takes primacy. The plotter will succumb to the innane logic "...but they're my friend." Be the hero. Go with the garrote.

My ex and I had a shitbiotic relationship.

by Mikey the Sub-Genius November 1, 2018

Shitiot

A person who doesn't properly wipe their anus after making a poop

Brent: Aw man, my arse is so itchy right now
Chris: Big date last night?
Brent: No, I was in such a rush this morning and I only wiped my butt twice after making my poop. I should have wiped at least three times
Chris: Dude, you're a shitiot!
Brent: Yes I am

by Chazton February 27, 2014

shitiot with gaids

describes a major bitch or just a fat nigga

aladdin is a shitiot with gaids

-raph

by chingus Mingus October 3, 2023

Shitiot

Someone who is the stupidest,retarded,idiotic, dumbest, just all in all a fuckin idiot..

person 1: "dude if ice can get sooo cold that it can burn you, can fire get sooo hot it frezzes you"

person 2:"WHAT, your so retarded no dude that cannot happen.....fuckin shitiot

by Madibro23 January 24, 2009

Shidiot

A shitty idiot

You're a shidiot. Absolute shit and also an idiot. You shidiot.

by Tall Fella January 8, 2022

little shidiot

A little shit being an idiot, or an annoying human being being an idiot. Little-shit + idiot

You are a "little shidiot".
(Little)(shit)(idiot)

by Alivia0702 May 18, 2015

Shitiot

An unintelligent individual of grotesque or unkempt hygiene.

I ran into Brent today and he tried to convince me that the reason he stopped brushing his teeth was to protest high gas prices. What a shitiot.

by Manacoti October 13, 2008