Rebecca decided to herpes fuck John. He had a gross blister shaft, but he was really hot. She made him wear a condom so she figured she would be safe.
Two days later her pubic hair started itching. She didn't get the herp, but she crabs.
Two days later her pubic hair started itching. She didn't get the herp, but she crabs.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018
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by Shafsky Lover 123 November 19, 2017
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by Donald Onald Murder January 26, 2021
Get the Shafozzle mug.A technique commonly used with Snapchat. When a man of Indian or Bangladeshi heritage sends a snapchat of his genitalia to a man or woman he finds attractive.
Daanish: I have this girl I really like but I don't know what to do about it. Can you help?
Larry: Dude, you should totally Shafchat her!
Daanish: Thanks man, great idea!
Larry: Dude, you should totally Shafchat her!
Daanish: Thanks man, great idea!
by Gaylord Q. Tinkledink November 2, 2013
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Oh my god, you're becoming such a Shafa!
Can you please stop being a basic bitch and be more like Shafa?
I love Shafa! She's awesome! Let's go hangout with her!
Can you please stop being a basic bitch and be more like Shafa?
I love Shafa! She's awesome! Let's go hangout with her!
by TahseinTheGooner December 19, 2016
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Get the shafiqah mug.1. The deprived erection of a holy man.
2. An erection during confession and/or prayer. Catching the holy ghost in the shaft of your penis.
2. An erection during confession and/or prayer. Catching the holy ghost in the shaft of your penis.
1. That priest got that good good chapel shaft.
2. During Sunday mass this morning I got mad chapel shaft while in the confessional and released the holy ghost all over the walls.
2. During Sunday mass this morning I got mad chapel shaft while in the confessional and released the holy ghost all over the walls.
by VixenMask June 29, 2014
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