chunky seamen

The liquid slurry resulting from a chick vomiting at the moment of ejaculation, while receiving the hymdick maneuver in an attempt to revive her from her unconscious drunken stupor.
I just mixed up some epic chunky seamen with Lisa while she was passed out on Brett's couch.
by ZumZoom April 29, 2016
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merchant seamen

A person who sells their seamen. Sometimes to random people on the side of the street.
So, Carl is a merchant seamen.
I just bought just bought a test tube babyfrom a seamen merchant.

by Matt Carroll, Ringo Starr January 10, 2009
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seamen's snack

one who ejackulates in a bag of skittles and gives the rest to his friends. , jizz coated candies
the other day i had skittles that i was gunna throw out but instead i gave my little brother a "seamen's snack"
by billo sommerer March 25, 2008
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Alfie Seamens

Alfie Seamens 'Alfraud' is quite the chappy one would say he is 2 the chappy due to his size but not only his physical size but his heart size is astronomical. This might bring up some health concerns in the future, but at least he has got his humour right?
Alfie Seamens makes a joke
Everyone: Silent
by Alfie Lover January 29, 2022
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seamen proctor

Jimmy:your such a seamen proctor
sawyer:thanks babe<3
by not seamen proctor September 02, 2022
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when u leave all ur cumin ur moms vagina and the bust a fattie in ur mom shampoo ill show my pean to ur family
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by lilbilchildbeater March 22, 2020
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Seamen Grind

The art of grinding on a girl in a club, safe in the knowledge that your pants are filled with prior ejaculate.
mate its only half 8, you're definitely going to have to whip out the Seamen Grind by the end of the night
by clynch October 13, 2010
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