Schlam

The act of having casual sex with another person

“Hey girl, do you want to schlam?”
“I schlammed Andrea In the work storeroom last night”

by Andre’ January 5, 2020

Schlampe

German for Slut.

"Bist du eine Schlampe?" "JA!"

by Melody April 25, 2004

schmammered

The act of getting too drunk and trying to tell people how drunk you by using the word either smashed or hammered. But seeing that your so drunk you can't talk, in the middle of your sentence you get real confused and the word "schmammered" slurringly comes out of your mouth.

Amanda put down her drink, looked me in the eyes, got real excited and said, "Schmaynard, I'm Schmammered."

by Schmaynard August 31, 2008

fuk schwa

1. The opposite of good feng sui. 2. When the layout of something is all jacked up. 3. A flow of a room causes you aggravation because nothing is easily available.

Johnny: Why did they put the coffee pot in the corner of the cafeteria?
Liam: I know, it's so fuk schwa, right?!

by twin88 September 28, 2015

Schlampus

a adjective used to describe something that is awesome to extensive amounts; it is a very high honor is to be considered this, as not many reach this level at anything.

Nate: "Yo im so glad we got high before getting drunk and going to the movies, my night got so much better!"
Hank: "Yea man it was totally Schlampus!"

by MarkMorrisonMan July 7, 2009

schwade

verb. to turn a finished/smoked bowl of marijuana of a slider bong upsidedown on stem and suck the ash into the bong water

Make sure that bowl is dust before you schwade it.

by grat101 December 22, 2010

mr schamp

A Type of teacher who will kill you in the halls for running, and buys 50 orders of hot dogs on Amazon and God knows what he does with them

Person1: Dude johnny boi (the hall monitor) is a mr schamp I saw him buying 50 hot dogs

Person2: Um Michael I think those were not hot dogs
person1: OH GOD...

by xX_Legend27_Xx February 1, 2017