Scalp Slut

A woman who is addicted to getting her hair done at the salon, not so much for the aesthetics of the end result, but rather for the sensual pleasure derived from the scalp massage produced by the pulling of hair strands.

- What the fuck is wrong with these chicks wasting hours getting their hair done and redone at the salon?
- Rumor has it these scalp sluts love getting their hair tugged.

by Salonette December 19, 2007

scalp sex

Whilst in the throes of passion (most easily done in the doggy style position), the giver pulls the receivers hair as tight as possible. Once the hair is taut, the giver brandishes a tomahawk and proceeds to scalp the receiver. Once the scalp is removed the giver proceeds to climax in the receivers open scalp wound.

Keith was terrified the cops would arrest him after he had particularly bloody "scalp sex" with his partner Tony the previous night.

by Failedstate May 15, 2015

scalp cheese

That disgusting shit under yout nails after you've been scratching your head. A combination of dead skin, dandruff, sweat and hair product buildup.

“Eew! whats that white gunk under my fingernails?!“
“That's scalp cheese. Time to wash your hair. Seriously“

by BitchyGoose February 21, 2017

Scalp Cookie

A "Scalp Cookie" is a small patch of dry scalp anywhere on the head, (sometimes brought on by hair products) that often compells a person to scratch or pick at the area of dry skin for long periods of time. This is also a nervous habit for some. There is ususally a pleasurable feeling or release associated with the scratching or subtle picking of the scalp cookie in question.

I'm digging for scalp cookies or "ooh I just found a good scalp cookie to pick out

by linguistocrat December 25, 2009

scalp pizza

A small to medium size scab found on the scalp. Usually as a result of a recently busted zit.

After scratching the back of his head for a moment or two, Bob presented a fine slice of scalp pizza at the tip of his forefinger.

by Kobiyashi Maru January 6, 2009

scalp hugger

(noun) - The alien creature that lives atop Donald Trump's head.

Watch out, that scalp hugger is using its host to become president!

by Celboy March 27, 2016

Scalp strings

Scalp strings are hair, but it's a better word for it.

Only little bitches use the word hair.
I am going to brush my scalp strings

by ISwearIDon'tLikePeeGuys December 25, 2019