Testes Satchel

A slightly more sophisticated way of referring to the scrotum (ball sack). Often used in a threat of being hit in the balls.

Ted: Man you really suck at Wii.

Ralphie: You better shut up, or I'll give you a good whap to the Testes Satchel!

Bob: Why are you clutching your pants like that?

Bill: My Testes Satchel is still sore from being sacked yesterday.

by Larry Finster December 27, 2009

Satchel Ass

1. A man with an ass wider than his shoulders (or the ass of said man); such people are satchel asses and are not to be trusted.

You're a satchel ass, Mick Foley. Satchel Ass! SATCHEL ASS!!!

by ScottBoulder August 22, 2010

satesh

The hottest and best looking guy about with a great body and a personality to match it.

satesh is the hottest guy in the world.

by carol carson December 31, 2008

rape satchel

To rape someone so hard in a type of competitive environment, there are only partial bodily remains left. These remains are then stored in a satchel to confirm the severity of the rapeage.

Dude! I totally laid the rape satchel on you in that last round of Black Ops!

by -Samax- December 16, 2010

Cum satchel

When you use a vacuum cleaner to masturbate and use a shamwow to clean up the mess and put it in your satchel and bring it to the sperm bank to sell for a minimum of $69 and a maximum of $6969

"Dude I just got 69 dollars with my cum satchel method ways!"

by Cum sack June 14, 2013

rat satchel

To hide or conceal drug paraphernalia in your scrotum. First by removing your testicles to create a pouch.

When Fred went to prison he hid his stash in his rat satchel.

by Dennis Leppala October 1, 2007

Sateful

When you feel fully sated.

Look up if sateful is a word and dont be a dick about it.

by Li9uid May 13, 2020