Saltfucked

verb; usually used in past tense; To loosen the cap on a salt shaker such that used, the cap detaches resulting an miniature mountain of salt on the food or surface below.

That girl just saltfucked me and now my tofu is ruined.
Dude, I’m going to saltfuck your mom tonight.

by Moby_Prick December 29, 2016

saltfist

Former Halo pro, and eSports team owner turned Apex Legends & RuneScape Ironman Twitch Streamer. Frequently convinces people to Google his username because it sounds provocative.

When I Googled "Saltfist" I was sure it was going to be something dirty on UrbanDictionary, or Blue Waffle, or something like that.

by Saltfist February 26, 2023

saltfuck

verb; usually used in past tense; To completely ruin or mess up; adj.; Used to describe an action with disasterous effects, such as rubbing a wound with salt.

That calc test saltfucked me.

Dude, I didn't study for my english final!
>>Chill out, nothing will get saltfucked.

by Anthony Maloche April 26, 2006

Saotome

The last name of Genma, Ranma ½ and Jin(Capcom).

Ranma Saotome is the son of Genma Saotome.

by Samurai Katsu August 28, 2003

Snotfoot

When your dog sneezes in such a way so as to spray the contents of his/her sinuses on your foot.

Lola came inside from barking her head off and promptly gave me a snotfoot.

by Dog King January 11, 2011

Spotfix

The act of cleaning and fixing a defaced public or private property, (such as a bus stop, post box, sewer, footpath etc.) by a group citizens as an initiative to encourage cleanliness & order, and as a part of civilian responsibility in maintaining public hygiene.

"Did you hear about the spotfix at the Subway station?"
"Yeah, those guys did an incredible job! Now the place looks pretty cool!"

by Nikolai Orelov July 20, 2014

Saltface

A slightly less insulting word used to describe someone as very upset or mad.

Boy: I can't believe we lost the game! I'm so mad.
Grandma: Don't worry, a think a nice, warm dinner will cheer you up.
Boy: No, I don't want to eat.
Grandma: Now, don't be such a saltface!

by KinoFire September 13, 2016