Golden Sandcastle

Golden Sandcastle

Verb:

When taking a poop, of such that it is like wet sand and carving in a moat, on your partners chest and peeing in the moat.

*This sandcastle needs a moat, I’m going to give it a golden shower *

Guy 1: "Something is missing from this steamy sandcastle on your chest!!”

Girl 1: “It needs a golden moat!”

Guy 2: “This golden sandcastle is definitely fortified!”

Girl 2: “How come I didn’t get a golden sandcastle ☹!!?”

by Ivana Alovurmonay May 21, 2020

Jamaican Sandcastle

Similar to an ‘Eiffel Tower.’ However specifically referring to a sexual position where two Jamaican men are partaking in intercourse on both sides of the middle receiver.

“I heard Jenny got a Jamaican Sandcastle last night, she’s such a whore”

by The Ol’ Smutter August 30, 2021

human sandcastle

When a male ejaculates and or nuts on a females face after receiving fellatio (aka- Head) on the beach, the male then reaches and grabs a hand full of sand and throws it on the face of the recipient (aka the female) drenched in semen, resulting in a human sandcastle.

While on spring break in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, Brett gave Erynn a human sandcastle on the beach after a stimulating round of fellatio.

by Mathew25693 February 3, 2008

Sandcastle Bucket List

A list of things a young couple want to achieve before having children cramps their style.

"Dude, those photos of your surf trip to Hawaii look great!"
"Yeah, Sarah and I have crossed that one off our Sandcastle Bucket List. We have a few things we want to do before the ankle biters come along."

by Kentoonist September 20, 2012

San Diego Sandcastle

San Diego Sandcastle, noun; When a couple goes down to the beach, makes love, and the man finishes by spraying his natural sand-glue on the lady's naked boobs. The couple then finishes by building two sandcastles, one per boob, with the boobs and sand-glue as a foundation.

Dude, last night that hooker slut Tori and I went down to the beach and I totally gave her a San Diego Sandcastle.

by NotYourAverageLunch January 15, 2013

sandcastled

When a guy dips his member in the sand and sticks it up anothers butthole.

Dude I woke up at the beach with sand in my butthole; I am pretty sure that dude I hooked up with last night sandcastled me.

by Dirty Sanchex 44 May 26, 2010

Sloppy sandcastle

When you bury a man on the beach, lying on his back, with a snorkel. The only thing exposed is his erect penis sticking out of the sand, which is being blown by a woman.

I was on the beach with my girlfriend last night. It was my birthday, so I convinced her to give me a sloppy sandcastle!

by Dustinj321 October 14, 2017