Samsung

A company that makes Clunky hardware with a ugly skinned version of android.

Billy: Hey Susan is that an Android you have there?

Susan: Why yes billy it is, It’s very chunky and slippery it’s the Samsung s8 it’s so phat

Billy: I told you that you should have gotten an iPhone

Susan: I should of listened I wish I could send you a picture of my ugly Samsung computer I have too but you know, my cameras only 8 megapixels.

Samsung by Okurrking November 21, 2018

Samsung

A company that makes exploding devices

(Airport Intercom turns on) "EVERYBODY THAT HAS A SAMSUNG PHONE OR ANY DEVICE THAT IS MADE BY SAMSUNG GET THE FUCK OUT"
People at airport: AWWWW MANN

Samsung by Fat Naruto October 18, 2019

Samsung

the phone brand that nobody likes fsr

random person: eeeewwwww you've got a samsungou
you: yeah so what
random person: r u camp or something
fight breaks out and samsung note 7 explodes and kills both of them

Samsung by rsbfg January 1, 2018

Samsung

A dumbass company. It sucks ass and will never be as good as Apple. The quality and feel of apple is 100 times better than Samsung’s.

1:I just got a new Samsung!

2:Why?
You should have gotten an iPhone you dumb bitch!

1:Why?

2:So you don’t look like a dweeb and you might actually pull girls!

Samsung by Sweet cheeks McGee November 3, 2020

Samsung

An Explosive device.

IT'S A SAMSUNG RUN!!

Samsung by LinusSebastian September 20, 2018

Samsung

A unique Asian device.

My Samsung phone blew up the other day.

Samsung by Ghostganekid May 21, 2019

Samsung

Samsung is a Korean conglomerate who do all sorts of things but are most popular by their good but overpriced smartphones, tvs and kitchen appliances

Other notable things they do are building ships and buildings

Hey sid did you know samsung built the burj khalifa!?
No man let me take a photo of it on my new galaxy!

Samsung by I like to achoo February 15, 2019