S.S. Minnow Johnson

1) Carter's made-up name for a boat while pretending to be its captain and trying to get with the real captain's girlfriend in rush hour 2.

2) Variation on the boat from Gilligan's island the S.S. minnow
3) Guy with a huge penis

Hot woman: Oh this is your boat? What's its name?
Carter: Its name? ... oh yeaa, its the S.S. Minnow Johnson baby.

Woman: that's funny it says Red Dragon on the side.

by mogie13789 May 1, 2011

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s.s. yo-yo

Pronounced (es-es-yo-yo)

shit, sucks, your on your own.

Friend: Damnit!!!!! I have 3 essays and a project due tomorrow!!
You: Wow... well s.s. yo-yo!

by greeeenmajik June 26, 2009

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S.S. Sore dick

A prolific womanizer that has an on and off genital herpes problem. Many blisters are on and around the genitals mostly appearing near the rectum. This man may be identified by the herpes alone. Sometimes at twilight you can hear the WALLET call.

M.C.: OMG! Did you hear that?

L.P.: Don't be scared. It's just the wallet call of the S.S. Sore dick.

by Neil Mik May 21, 2009

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s.s. pussy shovel

A Russian science vessel circling the Arctic in search of mermaid brides. If the mermaid bride you get is a half cod mermaid, then you are deemed to have a "garbage mermaid".

the first s stands for sex...the second s stands for sex

"Hey Ivan, are you going to marry that garbage mermaid on the S.S. Pussy Shovel?"

by Spread Condor December 21, 2009

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The S.S. Rogers

To be micromanaged to the point of near mental collapse by a tyrant manager. To be fucked over figuratively without the common curtousy of lubricant while in the workplace.

Sara gave me the S.S. Rogers last night. I really need a vacation.

by Less talk more stalk. October 20, 2018

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