retaliatory masturbation

The act of masturbating over somebody who annoys you, in retaliation. Could be used as an act of revenge or just as an excuse to masturbate over them.

Man 1: 'Hey dude, that really really really really hot girl unfriended me on Facebook.'
Man 2: 'What are you gonna do about it mate?'
Man 1: 'Chillax mate, I already got her back through retaliatory masturbation.'

by Alan Pincus13 November 26, 2013

ratalouis

probably the best piece of literature of the 21st century. the only het fic of louis tomlinson out there. i think that speaks volumes tbh.

sidney better not break her promise of reading ratalouis on live - claire

by clairecouu October 30, 2020

Ritalin

A prescription medication for people with attention deficit disorder (ADD).

I used to be on Ritalin, but I got knocked out when taking those.

by Doctor Nutts March 10, 2005

We Drink Ritalin

The best flash video ever. Features Alex Chiu,Adolf Hitler,Hello Kitty,Black Mage,and more!!!

Mama was burning a hole in my aunt...please let me down to HOLD THE KETCHUP
Eeiiight tequilas to feel up my lice...SUUUBMARINE burning in hell!

by Mulleted Hessian! October 16, 2003

Ritalin Rush

The time period before and during finals when everyone is frantically studying all that shit they didn't pay attention to in class, usually with the help of perscription ADHD medicine. During this time the black market value of such drugs increases as students discover how scarce the drugs have become, with everyone denying their own secret stash as they search for more.

"Yo you got any ritalin bro?"
"Naw, sorry, it's the ritalin rush, ya know"

by righteous asshole December 25, 2006

Retaliation Penetration

Another word for "Hate Fucking" a person. When you dislike someone so much or are mad at them you bang them as hard as you can; taking out all your anger and frustration on them then kick them out of bed and make them go home once your done having your way with them.

Andrea is such a dirty skank, she went behind my back and tried screwing my best friend Jake. So tonight I plan on getting a little "Retaliation Penetration" done on her ass then breaking up with her!

by SassyJax01 November 2, 2011

ritalini

Ritalini is a special pasta Italians give their young people afflicted with ADHD. The special Ritalin enhanced carbohydrates it contains help to calm them down to the point of wanting to take a nap.

Momma: "Pappa, Guiseppi has been acting up again, he's been running around the village pinching nuns on their culos!"
Papa: "Oh my, mio amore! Fix that boy a big bowl of ritalini , that should quiet him for a bit."

by Gary Straynge July 11, 2017