rubone

to masturbate furiously

etymology: unknown, however two possibilities exist
1. combination of "rub one" (from "rub one out")
2. combination of "ru" (the ancient sanskrit prefix for 'self') and "bone"

yo man, i was so stressed to get my college applications back that i just ruboned all night

by vicviod March 21, 2016

rumson nj

A town where every single drug imported from New York City to the Jersey Shore eventually ends up.

Person #1: Hey man where are we gonna get some coke Person #2: Ha it's easy. Let's just hit up Rumson NJ and we can get it from anyone under 25.
Person #1: Yeah let's go!

by larry rocks September 23, 2009

Ollie Robson

The act of attempting to pull your best friend's girlfriend.

Damn, that guy's such an ollie robson.
Bro, ive heard mason's doing an ollie robson on you,

by blaze_meister69 May 21, 2016

Laura Robson

A 19 year old tennis player that is very talented and remarkably attractive.

Guy 1: Have you seen that Laura Robson?
Guy 2: Yeah, I'd let her handle my balls.

by DatGuyWhoWatchesTennis March 16, 2013

rumson

a town in New Jersey where only the really rich and the white live. people there enjoy doing drugs and flaunting their wealth. everybody is stuck up and snobbish.

teacher: "where are you from"
student: "rumson"
teacher: "oh you must be really rich and annoying then"

by rumsonite November 22, 2009

rumson fair haven regional high school

Rumson fair haven is a badass place to be educated, the students and faculty are absolutely reckless in the most incredibly positive way ever... It is the farthest thing from ethnically diverse in terms of the student body, and it rains money in rumson in particular. The diversity among the whites, however is definitiely apparent-- consisting in the form if ivy-league attending socialites, this year currently at around 15 attendees, to the waste-of-life students that are sent to reject states such as wyoming every year for rehab because of their psychotic, excessive drug use... Let us not, however, generalize... We can not possibly make the mistake of forgetting the band and color guards, and their pathetic attempts at what they call performances and entertainment. The audience is often conflicted with the.question of what is worse?? Boo-ing them off the beautifully turfed football field (here we go boiiiizzz) perhaps crushing their hearts, or even worse-- keeping quiet while they continue to embarrass themsleves with their out of tune tuba's and bizzarre uniforms that look more like halloween costumes..... Hahaha the football teamy took states this year, for the first time in HISTORY! We are legends!!!! Let's go dawgs!

Rumson fair haven regional high school suxx
Bro you drunk??? Lol

by wherethefismyfriendmary December 22, 2010

Rudson

A gorgeous Brazilian man or foreigner dweeb who gets no bitches and has a very large penis.

Rudson wishes he was as cool as Carly.

by CarlsGodrich September 7, 2014