Frenemies who like to convince themselves that they are "
sigma males", and whose whole personality is thinking that they're better than everyone- primarily because they are addicted to "self-help" content. Sam Rozas like to switch their personalities every
day. One
day they may be an absolute gentleman, the next
day they'll be a complete jerk, and then for 80% of the rest of the days, their entire existence is just a shitpost
meme of humanity. With the many different sides of a Sam Roza, it can be difficult to determine whether you hate or
like them, hence comes their role as a "frenemy". Despite all their contradicting traits, the
one consistent trait about them is that they somehow remain strangely extremely
hot. If you are simultaneously lucky and unlucky enough to have a Sam Roza in your life, just know that his horse is flying towards your home at speeds of mach 10.
Person
1: "Hey man, I've noticed you've been
pushing yourself so hard all the time, and your personality has been all over the place? And why do you keep recommending me podcasts, or sending memes that make no sense, such as "chicken
sandwich"? Are you okay?"
Person 2: "I'm becoming a Sam Roza. Deal with it."