toxic relationship

When the relationship between two people is toxic, dangerous. They're slowly destroying each other but they don't see it. They're unhealthy for each other, blinded by their romance. A kind of abusive relationship, a toxic relationship is poisonous to the individuals emotionally, spiritually.

They're using each other, it's such a toxic relationship.

by reyholmes June 5, 2018

Butt Rations

The process by which people now use less than 20% of their normal toilet paper when wiping their ass. Toilet paper is worth more than gold (by weight) during this coronavirus COVID-19 pandemic.

"I'm going through serious butt rations right now. I'm now down to two squares per trip, and soon, I'll have to resort to Kleenex. Then napkins. Then paper towel. Then socks. Then sandpaper. Then tree bark. Then my hand. Then my other hand. And then I die."

by ToddUncommon March 21, 2020

Imperstateral Relationship

A relationship with a balance of power, in which no person holds authority over another.

"I'd say the relationship is healthy, it seems to be an imperstateral relationship."
"He treats his children imperstaterally."
"

by Neville Crusket May 10, 2021

pimp-whore relationship theory

the pimp-whore relationship theory is a highly debated theory in relationship dynamics stating that if you (the guy) treat a girl as though she is your bitch and you are her pimp, she will become susceptatble and complacent towards you and the oppisiste to all other men, thus making it easy for you to pick her up and hard for anyone else. The theory is highly debatable because about half the tests performed to test this theory have worked and about half have not.

that guy picked her up with the pimp-whore relationship theory.

by jewfrosamurai42 April 30, 2013

Middleschool Relationship

You wanna hear a joke?

Middleschool relationships.

by Mikejoebob June 4, 2016

Relationship chicken

When two people are together and they both know the relationship has no future, but both refuse to take the step and end it. The situation might entail "upping the ante" to make the other one end it, such as suggesting marriage or kids. Another tactic in this game could be intentionally provoking each other.

Marshall: If they can’t stand each other, why don’t they end it?
Ted: Neither one wants to be first. They’re playing relationship chicken

by Agiel April 14, 2011

Relationship Vacation

Taking a break from your vacation using given rules that both people in the relationship agree with.

George: Rebecca, let's take a relationship vacation for a while.
Rebecca: How long?
George: Let's say, 3 months?
Rebecca: Fine, but any rules:
George: Yes, no seeing other people.
Rebecca: Cool.

by JoshuaC April 27, 2008