Roostering

It’s when you sneak your thumb into your target’s asshole. Once it’s up there, the target goes the sound when a rooster crows

Dispatch: What is Roosterin’?
Sheriff: Roostering is when you sneak your thumb into someone’s butt
Deputy: Oh, that’s an old wives’ tale
Dispatch: why is it call Roosterin?
(Sheriff puts his thumb in Deputy’s ass)
Deputy: Cock A Doodle Do!!
(Everyone laughs except for the Deputy)

by Eastbound and down February 24, 2021

roosteretta

A female rooster as described in the short story You Can't Kill the Rooster.

The roosteretta can be fucked up but you can't kill her.

by theroosterpdw January 2, 2012

roostertheduck

roostertheduck is a tiktok user with over 2000 followers, they are a kpopstan and they have the strangest outros

"omg do you stan roostertheduck?"

"yeah, their outros give me a mental breakdown"

by flotten candy February 8, 2022

Roostering

(v) ˈru stərɪŋ

1a. To stay up until dawn
1b. To stay up until dawn because you were partying

2. the act of being a rooster/chicken

3. to embody the wisdom / traits of a rooster/chicken

I was roostering I had this gumbo I had to finish for thanksgiving. (Turkey is not to be confused with roosters/chickens; Turkey is a distinct species)

I seen the dood he was up at 7am, I know his (chicken) ass is Roostering

by joogness May 2, 2022

Roostered

Verb: being FUBAR beyond your own willingness and comprehension.

Dude was so roostered he didn’t remember the sheriffs came.

by Steady_1 November 23, 2023

Roostering

Dousing yourself in syrup and then chicken feathers, and masturbating or when two people coat themselves in syrup and chicken feathers and have sex.

Dude, me and your mom were Roostering until we clucked last night.

by Slimy Heimy December 31, 2024

roosterpetting

a dogwhistle for masturbating, particularly by stroking your cock; petting your rooster.

i wanna start roosterpetting to some curvy latina girls...

by GazubaX December 14, 2025