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roof pig

Noun. Metaphoric phrase most commonly used to describe a highly unusual or unforeseen event or occurrence. Can be extended to describe people who are not as they first appear, or when a person acts out of character.

Originally derived from a quotation in '90s cartoon television show "The Tick" in which the eponymous hero, upon seeing a pig on a rooftop, exclaims "Roof Pig! Most unexpected!".
Wow! Saints won the Superbowl? That's one heck of a roof pig!

She was acting so strangely the other night - a total roof pig.
by FightingTorque May 12, 2010
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roof cat

Another derogatory term for an African American male that sits on a roof while eating a pizza.
Don't throw that pizza up there, those damn roof cats will eat it.
by Papamitch04 May 16, 2015
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tear the roof off

I tore the roof off the sucka!
by Royale with Cheeze May 3, 2003
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Roofer's Nut

When you're a roofer and your're done for the day...All of the sweat, stench, dirt and grime rotting on your ball bag festers to become roofers nut.
Oh baby, when you come home don't shower off your roofer's nut. I wanna get all the juices.
by boofaholic March 15, 2015
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roofbag

A variation of a douchebag, a roofbag is a person who thInks they're all that, but with their large head and triangular shoulders, what they really are is a walking roofbag. Helps if the person is extremely tall.
Michael Phelps can be such a douchebag sometimes, but Ryan Lochte is the ultimate roofbag.

Man, that pointy-shouldered guy came in thInking he owned the room, but all anyone could think was what a total roofbag.
by DJ Johnny D September 1, 2017
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Roof Unicorn

A roof unicorn refers to a man with a shovel in his pants (giant penis).
Example 1:

We were in the locker room getting dressed and I saw Marquavius’s nine inch penis, and that was soft! He’s a total roof unicorn!

Example 2:

Guy: What’s she doing with a guy like that?! He’s so ugly!
Guy 2: I heard he’s a total roof unicorn.
by RoofUnicorn69 November 5, 2020
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slate off the roof

Rhyming slang for 'poof' (as in homosexual)
"Psst! I hear Jason the rugby captain has a boyfriend. I'd never have guessed he was a slate off the roof!"

"Am I heck as like wearing that flowery- concoction- thinly disguised- as -aftershave on my night out with the boys. Do you want them to think I'm a slate off the roof??"
by Gunglebuns May 29, 2009
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